2006-12-24 11:37:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's "butt" FYI. Maybe you can dupe other people though.
2006-12-24 11:39:41 · answer #1 · answered by sno 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If this is a real question, you first must NOT be alone with him. Equally important, if this is a real question and you are a minor, your preacher is a deeply disturbed individual and someone whose intention is criminal.
Report this to the police IMMEDIATELY. I don't care about the season, and I don't care about what this will do to his reputation or to your congregation. If this is indeed the situation, then he is a child molestor, and there is no other way to put it and no other thing to do about it. ALso, if this is real, it's highly unlikely that you are the first one he's approached, but you make sure that you are the last one.
Again if this is true and you are a minor, CALL THE POLICE NOW, AND GET OUT.
And remember, that none of this is your fault. No matter what this person tells you, it's not your fault. This is the fault of an adult, and that's one reason why it's a criminal offense.
2006-12-24 19:46:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He sounds like a real nice guy, compliments will get you everything. Be sure to take the candy and go see his puppy too.
Dumb question!
2006-12-24 21:24:44 · answer #3 · answered by chuck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's after something, but I don't think it's your soul.
2006-12-24 19:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by ROBERT L O 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If this is for real your Pastor needs help and you should report it to someone in authority
2006-12-24 19:44:16 · answer #5 · answered by revfergy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's probably after your arsse soul.
2006-12-24 19:40:29 · answer #6 · answered by castle h 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ew. I think its not just your butt he likes...Stay away, or you'll get the Catholic-Priest Treatment.
2006-12-24 19:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this is a real question
you know the answer.
If it's not, shame on you.
2006-12-24 19:39:44 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle John 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes, your sole! hes after seeing you in a position where your soles are facing him. be afraid!
2006-12-24 19:41:20 · answer #9 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wear unremovable and undestroyable pants.
2006-12-24 19:39:25 · answer #10 · answered by Almana 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋