dose anyone know any original yo mama jokes?

Question

i been to all the web sites but i cant seem to find any that can make me laugh anymore

Answer 1

www.yomamajokes.com

Answer 2

Yo Mama's SO fat, she put on a yellow rain coat, went outside, and the sun was jealous. Yo Mama's SO old she sat next to Jesus in high school. Yo Mama's SO fat that when God said "Let there be light," he said "MOVE IT!" Yo Mama's SO hairy she has afros on her nipples. Yo Mama's SO poor that when a homeless man asked if he could use her bathroom, she said "Sure, pick a corner." Yo Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Answer 3

o momma is sooooo fat
yo momma is so dirty
yo momma is
yo momma is stupid she stuck a battery up her *** and started singin "i have the power"
yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes 2
yo momma is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest
yo momma is such a slut that shes like a hardware store 4 cents a screw
yo momma is so
yo momma is like
yo momma is so fat lines
yo momma is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said one person at a time please
yo momma is so stupid 1
yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets three fingers
yo momma is so ugly for halloween she can trick
yo momma is a battered old slapper she would still be able to beat the the living **** out of sharon "the virgin" hair dresser
yo momma is so ugly she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
yo momma is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic
yo momma is so nice
yo momma is like a casino
yo momma is so fat the last time she saw jelly rolls it was in the bathroom mirror
yo momma is so fat
yo momma is so fat she was baptized at sea world
yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9
yo momma is so ugly yo momma is so ugly she look out the window and gets arrested for mooning
yo momma is so fat she got hit by a bus she got up and said "stop pushing
yo momma is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "i ain't standing for this ****" if my dog had a face
yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator
yo momma is like a racing car
yo momma is so small she can hanglide on a dorito
yo momma is so stupid that she went to a family reunion to look for a date
yo momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps
yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock yo momma
yo momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skitles came out
yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept
yo momma is so stupid she thinks she is smart
yo momma is sooo fat
yo momma is so stupiud
yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide
yo momma is so dumb
yo momma is so fat they tie a rope
yo momma is like betty crocker icing
yo momma is so old when she tries to breast feed she squirts out mummy dust
yo momma is like a hardware store
yo momma is so old
yo momma is so fat when i tried driving around her ***
yo momma is like a bowling ball
yo momma is so poor that there are only two channels on her tv
yo momma is so stupid
yo momma is so fat she sat in the ocean and sunk the titanic
yo momma is so greasy" and "yo momma is so nasty
yo momma is so fat she can't wear malcolm
yo momma is so poor at christmas she gave you a video of other kids playing with their toys
yo momma is so fat when i got on top of her my ears popped
yo momma is so fat that when god said
yo momma is so fat she can sell shade
yo momma is so fat that when she rolled over a nintendo she made gameboy
yo momma is so ugly
yo momma is so run through
yo momma is a tease my friends think she she's an easy lay but that is not the thing that's wrong the thing that's wrong is that i'm
yo momma is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say \'go\

Answer 4

You mama is like a bus in the rain, guy going in and out all day long with rubbers on.

Answer 5

yo mama is so fat she fell in-love and broke it.

your mama is so old her breast milk it powder.

yo mama is so poor; for Xmas she brought home a video of other ppl opening presents.

yo mama is so skinny;when she swallowed a smarties everyone tout she was pregnant

Answer 6

*Yo mamma's had more rappers in her than an iPod
*What are the two differences between yo mamma and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball, and if worse comes to worse, you can eat the bowling ball

Answer 7

Not that orignal.

Yo mama is so fat, when she passes in front of the TV set, i miss three episodes

Answer 8

yo mama so fat, she got the spoon in the super bowl!

Answer 9

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE USES MEXICO AS A TANNING BOOTH

Answer 10

yo moma smell so bad,when she held up her arms all the angels fell from heaven.

Answer 11

my teacher told me this one:

What does ur mom have in common with the vaccum cleaner?

They both suck and get laid in the closet.

haha.