George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked, "Are any of those people in your house" and he said "no".
Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello I just called you few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all".
Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
2006-12-24 10:52:58 · 31 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot
them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
Merry Xmas from UK
2006-12-24 10:53:29 · update #1
lovely, that was a good one.......has a ring of truth to it I bet. Merry Christmas to you too from California!
2006-12-24 10:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by WitchTwo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Merry Christmas
2006-12-24 12:13:39 · answer #2 · answered by Dawg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-12-24 11:31:43 · answer #3 · answered by Honor 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pleading the 5th? Are you on trial? except you're arrested, you won't be able to even point out this acceptable without looking like a boob. in the event that they arrested you, they could desire to furnish you marinda rights. needless to say, you weren't arrested, basically uncoperative. you're a minor, they're providing you with time, and your mum and dad time, to think of it over before you pass into the station. You mentioned which you wont communicate except you have a criminal expert latest, you "lawyered up" as that's time-honored. So, get your self a criminal expert. you prefer to play with the great canines, you extra powerful be waiting to back it. something tells me, he's have been given information, besides as witnesses, which you're in touch. maximum possibly, one among your pals ratted you out because of the fact they theory they have been in undertaking.
2016-10-05 23:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. And Merry Christmas to the United Kingdom, our country's best friend and ally.
2006-12-24 11:12:18 · answer #5 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's cute. Merry Xmas and have a safe holiday.
2006-12-24 12:18:08 · answer #6 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah everyone lies
But your story means that George is smart
2006-12-24 11:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by Daniella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I am truly laughing out loud. That is just too funny. And oh, so true!
(You made someone in Iowa laugh tonight)
Thanks
and have a blessed Christmas
2006-12-24 10:56:13 · answer #8 · answered by maamu 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-12-24 10:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very nice
2006-12-25 22:11:11 · answer #10 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋