Like in the song 'Pardon Me' by Incubus:"Pardon me while I burst
Pardon me while I burst A decade ago, I never thought I would be.
A twenty three on the verge of spontaneous combustion. Woe-is-me But I guess that it comes with the territory. An ominous landscape of never-ending calamity. I need you to hear. I need you to see. That I have had all I can take And exploding seems like a definite possibility To me So Pardon me while I burst into flames.
I've had enough of the world, and its people's mindless games
So Pardon me while I burn, and rise above the flame Pardon me, pardon me. I'll never be the same. Not, two days ago I was having a look in a book And I saw a picture of a guy fried up above his knees I said I can relate Cause lately I've been thinking of combustication as a welcomed vacation from. The burdens of the planet earth, like gravity, hypocrisy, and the perils of being in 3-D...
And thinking so much differently. Pardon me while I burst"...Tell me how to do that.
2006-12-24 10:30:10 · 6 answers · asked by Just Me 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm sick of man's lies and evil hypocrisy, we're all delusional. Religions........too much evil.
2006-12-24 10:31:11 · update #1
You all can have my yahoo points, have my 2 dollars, and have my stamp collection. I'm leaving it all behind when I combust...Please pray for me so that I'll combust....
2006-12-24 10:39:29 · update #2
After a few beers I am ready to burst.
2006-12-24 10:38:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It happens spontaneously. You cannot will it to happen. You might want to go for vacations for a couple of weeks and relax. Life is not only evil, hypocrisy or indifference. Try to discern the little morsels of truth, beauty and goodness around you.
Take care.
2006-12-24 10:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by Alexander K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way to combust for a human is through lots of friction, so have fun and good luck.
2006-12-24 10:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a dog go "meow"?
Freeze it and run it throgh a bandsaw.
How do you make a cat go "Woof" Cover it in gasoline and set fire to it.
Thanks to a previous poster for reminding me of these two jokes.
2006-12-24 10:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Douse yourself in gasoline and light a cigarette. Works ever time for me.
2006-12-24 10:32:50 · answer #5 · answered by Eddie Rocketshoes 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tape your orifices and drink alot of soda pop.
2006-12-24 10:32:52 · answer #6 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋