The dog sits on a stool next to man. Bar tender asks "What'll you have?" The dog says "I'll have a light beer and a bowl."
The bar man is so surprised he gets the order without a word. Coming back he says "There'll be no charge for his beer, what'll you have?"
The dog says "He can't talk, give him a draw."
On closing time, the bar tender says "I'll give you $200 for that dog."
The dog says "No, I'm a ventriloquist and I need him when we're on stage."
2006-12-24 10:00:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha OMG it funny hahahaha i am dieing from laugh
2006-12-24 10:01:35 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-12-24 18:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well, I liked the joke.LOL.
The guy drank for free with that act! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!
2006-12-28 10:04:41 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! Smart dog!
2006-12-24 18:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute - knew a man could not talk without help!@~
2006-12-24 18:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, it's Christmas, give it a 6.
2006-12-24 19:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, but can the man really talk or is he dead?? or is he the dogs puppet??
2006-12-24 18:03:25 · answer #7 · answered by sexy sadie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was,wait no,is lame.Sorry try again.
2006-12-24 19:52:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good.
2006-12-24 18:09:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-12-24 18:18:23 · answer #10 · answered by firestarter 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋