One says "We haven't eaten for 3 days. I'd eat anything right now. The other one says "I'm cold and hungry, I want a warm meal."
They come on a dead rabbit, the first says "That's it, that's my meal" and eats it fur and all.
The second says "I'm waiting for a warm meal."
They walk on and the first guy gets sick and pukes up what he ate.
Second "See, I knew if I waited I'd get a warm meal."
2006-12-24 09:45:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow. Not only weak but very disgusting as well.
2006-12-24 09:47:37 · answer #1 · answered by TioDice70 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you pronounced railroad tracks, i will re-submit certainly one of my favorites: 2 transients have been questioning aimlessly beside the railroad tracks. between the boys became of course the clever between the bunch. the different one became somewhat mentally challenged. As they're strolling, the clever guy gets a whiff of a few thing somewhat undesirable. He asks the dumb guy, "some thing smells somewhat undesirable... Did you crap immediately?". The dumb guy says, "no, i did no longer crap immediately!". some miles down the tracks, the clever guy smells a similar undesirable scent. He glances on the dumb guy and asks, "there is that scent returned...are you beneficial you probably did no longer crap immediately". The dumb guy pronounced, "no, i did no longer crap immediately". approximately an hour later, the clever guy comes to a decision he needs to pee. He tells the dumb guy he needs to pee, and proceeds to stroll over to the some shrubs, far off from the practice tracks, unzips his zipper and starts off to pee. The dumb guy pronounced, "I hafta pee too!" and takes his pants and undies each and each of ways all the way down to his footwear (like a three 12 months previous does). The clever guy seems over on the dumb guy and notices that the dumb guy has crap throughout his legs, pants. it somewhat is everywhere! The clever guy pronounced, "Geez, i presumed you pronounced you probably did no longer crap immediately!!"... The dumb guy replies, "i did no longer crap todaaaay"..
2016-10-28 07:36:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would be gross if it was humans...dogs will eat anything(lady and the tramp...tramp was a dog)no where in the joke did it state tramp as in human/sluts,etc
2006-12-24 14:30:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uggghhhhhhh!
2006-12-24 09:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes it pays to wait for seconds..
2006-12-24 15:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross but kinda funny!
2006-12-24 09:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but kinda gross
2006-12-24 10:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by Lizzie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww
2006-12-24 11:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by peditonlupita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew oh my gosh that is so gross.
2006-12-24 12:12:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet the second tramp was a blonde!!
2006-12-24 09:47:30 · answer #10 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋