He gets out his fishing gear when a park ranger comes by.
They say hi. The ranger asks "Are you a visitor here, I don't think I've seen you before."
Guys say "yup", picks up his pole, bait and fish bucket.
Ranger says "Do you have a fishing license?"
Guy starts walking to the pier, not answering. The ranger follows.
Guy puts down his stuff on the pier. Ranger "It's illegal to fish without a license."
Guy says nothing, baits the hook and throws it in the lake. Ranger "Sir, I have to cite you for fishing without a license."
Guy pulls out his fishing license.
Ranger "Great. Why didn't you show it before?" Guys says "I waran't fishing then."
2006-12-24 09:26:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very weak. Not even worthy of the dying cockroach.
2006-12-24 09:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by TioDice70 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people like the mountains, while some like the ocean so it depends on the person. Before going to any place, the person should discuss with their date what surroundings they like the most. When I worked by the Hudson River and overseas people came to visit, they thought the NY skyline and the George Washington bridge were very romantic if one were to go on a boat ride with soft romantic music. Other overseas visitors loved the ocean at sundown because they came from countryside and they thought the sun setting on the ocean was beautiful, so this shows how people differ.This route was originally used by indigenous peoples and then mountain men. In the summer of 1882, Phillip Sheridan used it to avoid a longer trip via the Clark's Fork River back to Billings, MT after inspecting the newly founded Yellowstone Park. A savvy, though part crazy, hunter named Greer told the troop of the route. About five and a half decades later, it became an official roadway.
2016-05-23 04:33:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 Big smile
2006-12-24 23:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by mark j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You so funny, i forgot to laugh in a correst way!! hap hap hoa
2006-12-24 10:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't funny get better jokes.
2006-12-24 10:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by peditonlupita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Sorry!
2006-12-24 09:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh.... not really funny
2006-12-24 10:50:37 · answer #7 · answered by Sandeep S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So correct!@~
2006-12-24 09:48:22 · answer #8 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-24 10:45:52 · answer #9 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no not good!!!
2006-12-24 10:32:33 · answer #10 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋