2006-12-24 09:24:50 · 26 answers · asked by peajay 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
A slow roast. Put her on a plane to the Bahamas with a really big bottle of sun tan lotion and tell her to roast slowly on a sunlounger for four weeks. In the evenings, she will have plenty of time to prepare divorce papers, and when she comes back she can take you to the cleaners !
2006-12-26 09:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends upon her body type. If she is really athletic she will best be served by low & slow cooking to break down the muscle fibers.
If she is obese and sedentary; she is in effect self-basting and you can turn up the heat quite a bit.
Despite the excellent advice that i have given you, I must turn down your dinner invitation due to a previous engagement that i can't break.+
2006-12-24 13:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gas mark 4 25 min`s a lb
2006-12-24 09:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Calv it up into little piece's it cooks Faster OH and my mum said use a frying pan.
2006-12-24 09:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by Gilly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gas mark 4 for 6hrs.
2006-12-24 09:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by Polo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cannibal wiped his mouth daintily and said, "My wife makes great soup. But I'll miss her."
2006-12-24 09:33:48 · answer #6 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
With some fava beans and a nice chianti.
2006-12-24 09:37:25 · answer #7 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just eat her. You don't have to cook her.
2006-12-24 09:32:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but I believe that fava beans are a good accompaniment
2006-12-24 09:31:36 · answer #9 · answered by Vinni and beer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, catch your wife
2006-12-24 09:28:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋