Best form of revenge?

Question

I'm looking for a really good subtle way to seek revenge on my evil cousin. Got any good ideas?

Answer 1

Well there was this really evil thing me and my cousin did to her b!tchy friend. so she just got this really nice hair cut (even though i hate her i have to admit it looked nice on her) anyway, she put up this really big fit because my cousin didnt let her borrow somethng so we put up a plan....
she was going to take a shower so we replaced her 18 dollar bottle of shampoo with nair!! hahahaha so after about 10 mins she was in the shower we heard a cry hehehehehehee she came out with chunks of hair that go ripped out hehehehe we are so evil arent we but she still didint noe that we did it

Another really evil thing was during camp. this was an all girls camp so everyhting got really dramatic. this girl was yelling at my friend and being all b!tchy we decided to get back at her. but it was just after the volley ball game. she was really sweaty and thirsty so we emptied out her bottle of poland spring water and filled it up all the way with toilet water from the porta potties. hehehehe but surprisngly it was clear! but it smelledd nasty!!! after she gulped down almost half the bottle she said it tasted weird but we said ours did too so she shrugged her shoulders and drank the rest!!! she still didnt know that she drank toilet water till this daY!

Answer 2

Well here is a good one for mid-January or so.

It is called the "car wash." All you do is get a squirt bottle and fill it with water. Then you stay up all night "washing" the cousin's car. Just go out to it every 20 minutes or so and spray water all over the doors and key holes. The ensuing layer of ice is basically harmless but extremely annoying to the victim.
You will need to do this 5 or 6 times over the course of a night, so dress warmly. Don't forget the windows either!

As an added "bonus" use a watering can and "wash" the tires too!. Again just coat each tire a little at a time every 20 minutes or so. That car won't go anywhere the next morning without a blow torch!!

Answer 3

If you really want to get even, live a happy and successful life,. The old saying "living well is the best revenge" is true. But I hope in time you will let your feelings of revenge go. In the long run, you will suffer more than your cousin. In time, whatever your cousin did will catch up with her. And some day when both of you are old you will regret the loss, and it will be too late. Trust me on this.

Answer 4

Revenge is never good. I think the best thing to do is give yourself some space. If you get space, you can worry about other things, and let others also see the difference between you and that cousin. If the cousin is truly evil, the important people in your life will see and acknowledge that fact. That's the sweetest revenge in the world. Just don't validate evil, ok? Good luck!

Answer 5

You don't say if cousin is male or female. Nair hair removal in hair shampoo works for both.
If it's a male you can slip in his room at night and gently lay his hand in a small amount of warm water. he'll pee in his bed:)>(too mean for a girl)

Get a pair of those binoculars with the blacken lens and ask cousin to look at soemthing. this will give cousin a pair of stupid looking black eyes.
You can always slip into cousins room and paint messages all over cousins face while it's a sleep.

Contact cousin via email as the opposite sex from cousin. Lay it on thick. flirlt with cousin. get cousins confidence and maybe trade nude pictures of the cousin. (not your real ones. just a copy form online).
Go to a gift shop which specializes in gag/joke cards.
Send cousin a bill from (if a male) from the pink pettycoat escort club. If cousin is a female bill her for a male escort club. specify sexual favors cousins owes for.
If your cousin is female

Answer 6

Ask your cousin's parents why your cousin keeps sending you out to buy, hesistate and look unsure, and air-quote, "condoms". No wait, that isn't very subtle... find a dead insect and put it in your cousin's bed/soap/bottle of shampoo. Sit beside your cousin when your cousin is near somebody they like, fart (silently) and ask your cousin how their sore stomach is getting on. Tell your cousin's friends how happy you are that your cousin has only now stopped wetting the bed.

These are my suggestions, but I must admit they aren't very subtle. You could tell him/her to warm up their cutlery in a microwave and then see them sh*t themselves when the sparks go flying! ;-)

Answer 7

One of the best forms of revenge involves not getting caught, ie no reciprocating by the target, his car, and skunk scent from the sporting goods section of Walmart.

Answer 8

1) shave off one of his/her eyebrows while s/hes sleeping. then watch her/him go through the pain of having to shave off the other 1 to match. its not really subtle but by the time you've done it s/he can't do anything about it.

2) if a girl- put glue in her mascara. it is a bit evil but funny as hell when someone can't open their eyes cos their eyelashes are stuck together. Its quite easy to fix but funny while it lasts.

3) nick their phone and send stupid texts pretending to be them.

take your pick. i can come up with some more if you want but i can't be arsed right now.

Answer 9

Not enough details here but as the sicilians say "revenge is a dish best served cold" Merry Christmas!!!!!

Answer 10

The best form of revenge is success, succeed at whatever you do and that will be revenge enough you are sure to be envied!