ecko,ecko,ecko, i love u so much ,i love u like i love a hole in my head or may b toothache i carn't decide lol, drop d--d ar-- hole
oh by the way merry christmas (not)
2006-12-24 08:47:12 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done thought you wouldn't take it from that pea brain
2006-12-24 08:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
2006-12-24 16:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm not getting it. Not funny 0/10. Sorry. But Merry Christmas!
2006-12-24 18:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this ecko you're speaking of a person? Merry CHRISTmas!
2006-12-24 17:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take it that you know somone with the nickname of ecko then,bit childish if you ask me
2006-12-24 16:53:21 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ecko can't spell either - unless he really does want you to keep tying something... or someone ;)
2006-12-26 18:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by mcascadd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't call yourself 'Always Laughing' when you can't laugh on someone's foolish comments. Just ignore him...
Don't you have other better things to do... like giving us a reason to smile? You are the best my buddy!!
Merry Christmas!!
2006-12-24 17:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Aw shucks! Thanks. You did that just for me?!? Just as well you can copy and paste as it looks like thats the only way you might raise a smile on these pages. Your comeback is pretty lame and not exactly rib-tickling. Keep tying love. It'll come naturally one day.
Love u really.
Merry Xmas. X
2006-12-24 17:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by Ecko 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Go get him girl, he deserves all the stick he gets !!!!!!!! By the way Ecko, that picture is her, trust me. You wont look to good when she catches up with you !!
2006-12-24 16:49:34 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 3⤊ 4⤋
OK. lol. and merry Christmas to you to.
2006-12-24 16:55:25 · answer #10 · answered by loretta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well this is the first time i have heard this song.
2006-12-24 16:52:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋