He gets free drinks all night with his dancing mouse and singing frog, which he places on the bar-counter and they delight one and all.
Sales soar so the landlord tries everything in his power to buy them.
"I couldn't possibly, Mortimer and I have been buddies for years."
"Mortimer, the mouse? How about £100 for the frog, then?".
After some hesitation, "Yeah, ok".
The guy walks out and comes back in a week later.
"OI YOU - this frog hasn't sung once since you sold him to me!"
"I'm hardly surprised, Mortimer is a ventriloquist"
2006-12-24 07:04:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one... but why you guys keep calling the bar owner as 'Landlord'?
2006-12-24 07:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
So 2 adult adult males are waiting outdoors a pub and the policeman comes alongside and asks, What are you doing?? They respond "waiting for the Queens Legs to Open" i'm no longer able to somewhat remeber how this humorous tale is going, Sorry. That became actual Gronesome.
2016-12-11 15:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat funny. Good for a laugh.
2006-12-24 10:20:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-25 20:15:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be harking back to the silent movies ! haha
2006-12-26 07:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol ,Merry Christmas!
2006-12-24 07:54:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny, well not to me, cute though! Merry CHRISTmas!
2006-12-24 07:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe some people dont get it thats just as funny hehehe
2006-12-27 11:12:54 · answer #8 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-24 08:17:36 · answer #9 · answered by firestarter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hugh? sorry i am a blonde
2006-12-24 07:10:24 · answer #10 · answered by pinkpanther014 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋