Is there nude beach etiquette?

Answer 1

Of course.

Don't touch. Don't proposition. Don't take pictures. Don't say anything you wouldn't say if you were at the supermarket.

If you're at a nude resort, always carry a towel with you and put it down on any chair before you sit down.

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Answer 2

I wondered the same thing. Then i went to Romania and went to mostly nude beach( it was half and half) and basically you are supposed to act normal. I had a few buddies get caught staring and the girls would turn and go away.

Answer 3

LOL...it's usually the people that you DON'T want to see nude that go nude at beaches, but no, I don't thenk there's any etiquette, per say. One thing that I would be aware of is to try not to stare!

Answer 4

Dont get too excited or too erected. Nude beaches arent big orgies.

Answer 5

I'm sure there is. Just common sense courtesy would suffice.
Don't stare or make comments about other people. Put a towel down on the seat before you sit down. Don't make other people uncomfortable, etc, etc, etc.

Answer 6

We here in the Zoo went on a field trip to a nude beach.

The elephant in the cage next to me, of whom, is a very good friend of mine,

went over to a naked man and stared at his ding dong.

The man became very indignant and said, " why are you staring at my ding dong?"

My elephant friend said, "I was just wondering how you could breathe out of that tiny thing."

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Answer 7

Yes! Strictly eye contact!

Answer 8

Ya dont wear clothes, and make sure your pen!s doesnt get hard standing there talking to women

Answer 9

Don't be impudent by staring rudely. Why go?

Answer 10

I woulld guess no staring or acting on impulses.