A man is walking his dog and wants a drink at a pub. He decides to pretend to be blind with a guide dog. So he puts on some dark glasses and when landlord says can't bring that dog in here, man claims it is a guide dog. Landlord says "They are usually a labradore or alsation." "Oh?" says the man "What have they given me?" He asks feeling around.
2006-12-24 06:50:50 · 26 answers · asked by d1ckdeckard 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha..thats funny..thanks for sharing
2006-12-24 06:56:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Coloured guy walks into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder.
Barman says "thats brilliant where did you get that from?"
Parrot replies "Africa, there's millions of them"
2006-12-24 14:54:41 · answer #2 · answered by paul m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A chihuahua?
2006-12-24 14:53:13 · answer #3 · answered by noodles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite Good :)
Also quite good Paul M, I think
2006-12-24 14:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by Bug 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So - what HAD they given him? I think they would have had to give him a dog, cos our curiosity has killed the cat!!!
2006-12-24 15:01:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yep I like that, good one.
2006-12-24 15:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-24 14:53:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
a good one, but not the best.
2006-12-24 15:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dog you are man
2006-12-24 14:53:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You gotta finish the joke for it to be funny. :)
2006-12-24 14:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋