While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied.
"How does it work?" "Watch",
the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,
"For f-- k's sake, you w--ker, it's 2 am in the ******* morning!!"
2006-12-24 06:44:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brill as usual !!!!!!! 10/10
2006-12-24 08:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that!" So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it.
The angry bartender pays the man his fifty dollars and the man walks away. He comes back half an hour later and says, "I bet you fifty dollars I can bite my left eye." Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says, "I just saw you walk in here -- you can't be blind!" So he takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye. The bartender pays him his money and he walks away.
2006-12-24 16:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and one of the few I've never heard before - just like a late Christmas present :D
Hope you had a good one.x
2006-12-26 18:04:12 · answer #3 · answered by mcascadd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one didnt expect you on tonite 10/10
2006-12-24 14:55:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a great one... what if the neighbours go for Christmas vacations???
2006-12-24 15:13:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's very good keep them coming you have enough points to spend
2006-12-24 14:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by akband 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are my source of laughter here on Y!A, keep it up and way to go, this joke is a 7/10
Happy Holidays!
2006-12-24 15:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't let this ecko person keep you down!!! continue to do what you do to make people laugh. Sorry that really wasn't your best joke.
2006-12-24 19:00:19 · answer #8 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's good! Merry CHRISTmas!
2006-12-24 15:24:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright
2006-12-24 14:50:25 · answer #10 · answered by Bug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋