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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, I got this great Irish Joke...".

The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: "Before you go telling that joke you better know that I'm Irish, both bouncers are Irish and so are most of my customers"

"Okay" says the customer,"I'll tell it very slowly."

2006-12-24 06:42:10 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

lol good one lol tell that to my m8 hes from wexford ,hes always telling me sheep jokes cause i'm welsh lol 11/10 love it lol

2006-12-24 07:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by dave p 4 · 0 0

The way I heard it was the bartender says, "See those police men over there, they're Irish. That group of bikers over there are Irish. And me, I'm Irish. Are you sure you still want to tell your joke?"

The man says, "Well not if I have to explain it three times."

2006-12-24 14:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by Crazy Malamute 3 · 1 0

great 10/10

2006-12-24 14:57:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i like crazy malamute's joke better.

it's funnier and doesn't pick on the irish.

2006-12-24 14:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by july 3 · 0 0

Heh! Cute!

2006-12-24 14:48:02 · answer #5 · answered by C h e e z C ஐ k e 5 · 0 0

Good one

2006-12-24 14:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by akband 4 · 0 0

That's priceless, did he need an ambulance.

2006-12-24 14:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0 0

Toooooo good.

2006-12-24 15:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahahahsahahha you crack me up i need to send you a trillion dollars you need to be a comedian

2006-12-24 14:57:53 · answer #9 · answered by king 3 · 0 0

Okaaaaaaayyyyyyy...............That wasn't very funny. Where do you get your jokes from anyway?

2006-12-24 17:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0 0

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