A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells at him, "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . ."
The man sighs and says, "It's started . . "
2006-12-24 06:40:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO! Thanks for making me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
2006-12-24 06:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by john k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one. Didn't see it coming. Thanx for a good laugh Eve, not only was Eve the first lady. But you are the first lady of jokes.lol
2006-12-24 16:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats fudgen funny
2006-12-24 14:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But I don't drink beer (just the "hard stuff")
2006-12-24 14:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by spook12spook12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh? Merry CHRISTmas!
2006-12-24 15:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-24 14:44:23 · answer #6 · answered by Krupkake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious!!!! Great joke!
Merry Christmas
2006-12-24 14:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is actually funny considering the others i've heard on this site
2006-12-24 14:44:25 · answer #8 · answered by oana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahha very funny i liked!!! at first i thought it was going to be something gross.
2006-12-24 14:44:03 · answer #9 · answered by Koren 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am still laughing
2006-12-24 14:44:08 · answer #10 · answered by akband 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋