The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs.
"Now don't let me ever see your face again," said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go. "I'm afraid I can't promise that, sir," said the released man. "And why not?"
"Because I'm the barman at your regular pub!"
2006-12-24 06:38:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
drunken judge cant remember his barman 9/10
2006-12-24 07:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooops the Judge needs to go behind the Bar !!
2006-12-24 15:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That will teach the judge something worth learning! ;-)
2006-12-24 17:54:48 · answer #3 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the judge needs to look himself in the mirror before he lectures someone about drinking
2006-12-24 14:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by Kel Kel 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
'Ten shillings'?!?!? That shows you how old this f~cking is. Another copy and paste job, eh?
2006-12-24 15:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Ecko 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good and true to the truth.
2006-12-24 14:44:36 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-24 14:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
2006-12-24 14:57:46 · answer #8 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-24 14:42:26 · answer #9 · answered by Krupkake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one true to life lol
2006-12-24 15:35:33 · answer #10 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋