Christians, what will you do when you find that "God" is really Satan?

Question

and he insists you swim in his little burning lava pool?

Answer 1

Very possible because in the bible God did most of the
killing and Satan is hardly mentioned. Other then the fact
Satan tempted Eve with a fruit (And it gave them knowledge of right and wrong.) and Satan made Job miserable. And God
allowed it! (That's only two things I saw Satan do wrong) and God is the one that killed men, women and children.... so yea
I think it's very possible that God could be Satan.

Oh, yea to answer your question...

I'd walk right up to Satan/God and say...

"HA! I knew it! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!!!"

And laugh.

and I would also say... "Up yours you go in the lava!"
and probably dance around.. and then he'd probably
push me in because he's a meany.

No I am not Christian

This is just my answer

Answer 2

In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.

The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.

Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.

Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.

Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.

Love and blessings
don

Answer 3

To believe in one is to believe in both. There cannot be a Satan if there is no God. So obviously you have chosen to swim in some lava later on lol.

Answer 4

probably nothing since God really created Satan and therefore he can't really be him now can he. what, do you think Satan appeared in the Big Bang? gimme a break

Answer 5

I would appear that perhaps Satan is your god, so you will be correct when the Armageddon comes.

Answer 6

So you are admitting that there is a higher creator being? Albeit a distorted version of God. If your premise is true, then why doesn't this God of yours burn us up right now instead of later?

Answer 7

lol i love this question...the first two answers are stupid as hell...im christian and you dont really know if god exists unless you're dead dumbasses! although i highly doubt god is satan...if that did happen well..i guess id be **** out of luck : )

Answer 8

Merry Christmas!!!Peace out.

Answer 9

I'll just ask satan were saddam at and tell him hes a fag for playing gay games with saddam. (South park movie rocks)

Answer 10

Then I would refuse to believe in him and land myself in Heaven with all the other non Satan believers!