The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.
2006-12-24 06:25:15 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I enjoyed this brought a smile to my face which is not always so easy Thank you and Merry Christmas (esp all the nuns lol)
2006-12-24 06:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The story continues... the third nun was pregnant and delivered a baby boy after 9 months.
When the 'father' was asked who the real 'father' was... He said, "Don't ask me. That's nun of my business".
2006-12-24 07:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then the third nun broke in and yelled well i was in Father's room and i found porn on his computer and emailed to all of his friends as a christmas card. all three nuns started laughing and yelled AMEN!!!
2006-12-24 06:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by Koren 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is not funny I had to give the fainted nun smelling salts
2006-12-24 07:12:40 · answer #4 · answered by mark j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so there will be a lot of little nuns running around
2006-12-24 07:10:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The two that were still conscious decided to go and share a bath - save water, heating fuel - very environmentally friendly.
One says, "Where's the soap?"
The other sighs, "It does, rather, doesn't it?"
2006-12-24 06:29:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 men walked up to a convent and gary says to the mother superior, "excuse me do you have any 3 foot tall nuns here"?
The mother superior says "no we don't"
Gary replies "are you totally sure"?
"Totally sure" comes the answer.
At this Garys' 2 mates start singing
"Gary shagged a penguin"
2006-12-24 06:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by paul m 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO...I love nun jokes
2006-12-24 06:27:32 · answer #8 · answered by winterblues 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. People do a good job with catholic jokes, I guess because they are an old staunch group.
2006-12-24 06:32:43 · answer #9 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol the third nun had sex with him lol
2006-12-24 06:34:44 · answer #10 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋