In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."
2006-12-24 06:22:42 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another good one, your jokes are always funny
2006-12-24 06:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 out of 10
2006-12-24 08:54:14 · answer #2 · answered by Vesna G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-12-24 07:13:59 · answer #3 · answered by mark j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-24 07:25:10 · answer #4 · answered by Julita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could have put on it return to sender unable to be opned but yours was good a got a chucle out of it
2006-12-24 06:26:39 · answer #5 · answered by slp9209 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly funny.
2006-12-24 06:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just like my wife 10/10
2006-12-24 07:12:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-12-24 06:25:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
♥ ♥ worth a smile ♥ ♥
2006-12-24 06:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny
2006-12-24 06:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by The Main Man at Yahoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋