Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German whilst the Russian decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home. First came the American and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms. Next came the Englishman speaking fluent German. They both gave their speeches and got a rousing round of applause. Suddenly, out came the Russian with a cigarette in his mouth. He walked up to the podium, snarled at the crowd, and asked "Has anyone got a friggin' match?"
2006-12-24 06:21:51 · 10 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh
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~*~*~MERRY XMAS FROM CLARABELLE
2006-12-24 06:23:34 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 what a cracker x
2006-12-24 06:30:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good - Merry Christmas.
2006-12-24 07:33:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good Joke.
Merry x mas.
2006-12-24 06:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by SKG R 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smiling atcha!
2006-12-24 06:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by Holly R 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Make certain you read the find print, OK?
2006-12-24 06:25:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, that one took me a while to get. but i got it. lol Merry Christmas :)
2006-12-24 06:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by jhood2444 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2006-12-24 06:23:57 · answer #8 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol,very good
2006-12-24 06:23:35 · answer #9 · answered by captain jack 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!! LOLOL
2006-12-24 06:23:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋