i caught one sneaking around my house the other day, i have him tied up in my cellar , what the proper way to depose of a vampire, i hear i have to decapitate him and then burn him alive, is there an easier way?
2006-12-24 05:59:12 · 10 answers · asked by Matthew B 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL !!! take him to sunlight, it will burn into ashes !!!
2006-12-24 06:09:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stake to the heart always works for me but you gotta make sure you bang it in with some force or the little vamp is gonna just fake being dead till your back is turned and then POW vamp food baby!
How did you manage to tie it up though and have you been back since 'cos they are slippery little suckers so you better take some garlic spray with ya to make sure (Crosses and Holy Water don't work unless the Vamp was a christian before it was turned so dont bother although the star of David works on Jewish vamps!)
2006-12-24 14:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by gizmoweb666 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean sneaking around the house the other night don't you?
They don't get out during the day.
A wooden stake through the heart will keep him dead as long as the stake remains there. He will come back to life if the stake is removed.
2006-12-24 14:03:07 · answer #3 · answered by rangedog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first, throw some holy water on him, then spray garlic fragrance in the air(these will make him cry). then dance around, singing, "it's stake time, it's stake time!" then tell him to repent of his sins-if he doesn't stake him.just kidding, don't ask about the repenting of sins, just stake him.
2006-12-24 14:05:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jesus junkie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes there is a good way and that is leave him tied up and run like hell and hope he never find you.
2006-12-24 14:01:59 · answer #5 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can put a stake through its heart and burn it
2006-12-24 14:01:03 · answer #6 · answered by Leijla B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-24 14:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot him with a silver bullet.
2006-12-24 14:01:01 · answer #8 · answered by Atlas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Stake him, dude.
2006-12-24 14:01:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
give them blood with AIDS in it
2006-12-24 14:02:48 · answer #10 · answered by s p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋