A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers ... " I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a phuk."
2006-12-24 05:49:48 · 21 answers · asked by mandigre 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good, enjoyed that one!
2006-12-24 05:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by pianowez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2006-12-24 05:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by MIKE C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our best bunny, Hartley (as in Hartley Hare) became a medium/super chestnut agouti and became put in the run with our guinea-pig, Charlie and charlie attacked him and Hartley the hee-yooge rabbit have been given overwhelmed up by ability of a widdle guinea! Lol, he in basic terms have been given an abcess i think of that's observed as decrease than his eye and mandatory to be washed universal yet he became sooo sturdy and took it like a guy! :P And he in basic terms have been given somewhat scar whilst it healed. He additionally dribbled on the floor once you scratch his head. My 1st bunny Fluffy had humorous tooth that overgrew and weren't in place and mandatory to decrease down customary by ability of the vet and it did no longer help so he had the operation to take the tooth out yet he wasn't satisfied and have been given placed down :( One blue magpie (shade, no longer chicken!!) go rabbit became taken as a rescue because of the fact she became stored in a cage with a male and became raped enormously plenty and he or she became skinny, crammed with scabs and had hair lacking. We have been meant to maintain her until she have been given extra suitable, yet she had babies that have been unfold around the hutch and we did no longer be attentive to she became pregnant because of the fact she did no longer make a nest and he or she became distressed besides and we concept they died if she became pregnant. besides, after all this, we stored her and he or she became one in each of those properly-mannered satisfied female you will in no way wager! And, some years later, she had a wholesome helpful muddle of kittens and he or she became an excellent mum to Hartley (and Toffee, the orange butterfly mini lop)
2016-12-11 15:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, the poor widdle wabbits
2006-12-27 10:42:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10 merry christmas
2006-12-24 06:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww, poor widdle bunny wabbit!
2006-12-24 06:00:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one heard it before but it always makes me laugh will still give it full marks
2006-12-24 08:16:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart little girl!
2006-12-24 05:54:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good - have a great Christmas!!!
2006-12-24 05:56:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2006-12-24 05:52:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but her parents should tell her to mind her language. :-)
2006-12-24 10:11:23 · answer #11 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋