I need some jokes to tell her. She wants me to find so jokes so I hope you' all can tell me some.
She just poured herself herself her 4th pinapple rum. LOL.
2006-12-24 05:39:58 · 11 answers · asked by Tili L 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bamma say how many Turks it take to screw in light bulb. Bamma say three. Bamma say one to hold bulb. Bamma say one to read directions. Bamma say one to twist lamp. Bamma say dumb Turks. Bamma say that best joke he know. Bamma say tell sister this. Bamma say "your momma's your uncles sister". Bamma say she laugh butt off. Bamma say he like drunk girl. Bamma otta know.
2006-12-24 05:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A stud of a boy get a duck as his Christmas present. Goes out to a brothel and asks a girl to go to bed with him for that duck. She agrees. He ***** her, seeing this fourteen year old's prowess and size she asks him to do it all over again to get his duck back. He complies. On his way back to home, duck jerks out of his hands and runs on the road and instantly is run over by a screeching truck. Truck driver seeing the demise on the young ones face and mess of duck, gives him two bucks in compensation. Boy gets back home and upon inquiry by his dad that if he had been lucky to get a girl on Christmas, replies: I got a **** a duck, then a duck a ****, and then two bucks for a ****** up duck.
2006-12-24 13:50:46 · answer #2 · answered by Captain B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She'll get a kick out of this one:
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter.
Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior is first to open hers.
Staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"
2006-12-24 13:48:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
um.....lets see....
Q:What did the ocean say to the shore?
A:Nothing, it just waved.
Q:If a red house is made of red bricks and a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, what's a green house made out of?
A:Glass
Q:Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
A:In case he got a hole in one.
You:You know how smart my(friends, neighbors,etc)dog is?
other person:no, how?
You:Well, I asked him/her where the chimney was on the house and he/she said "Roof!"
now get your sister some help
2006-12-24 13:43:48 · answer #4 · answered by Amber Y 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q. do you wanna hear a dirty joke
A. boy played in the mud
Q. do you wanna hear a clean joke
A. boy took a bath with bubbles
Q. do you wanna hear another dirty joke
A. Bubbles is the girl next door
haha..........ha
Merry Christmas and Smile Big
2006-12-24 13:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by Shorty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about this one?
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak
voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my *** coming into work today
2006-12-24 13:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by ASTRO 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What did the blonde say to the Dr. when she found out she was pregnant?
Are you sure it's mine?
2006-12-24 13:42:48 · answer #7 · answered by danielcashman@sbcglobal.net 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU: KNOCK KNOCK
SISTER: WHO'S THERE?
YOU: ORANGE
SISTER: ORANGE WHO?
YOU: ORANGE YOU GLAD I'M YOUR SISTER?
SISTER: APPLEY I'M VERY GRAPEFUL!
2006-12-24 14:10:17 · answer #8 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe bring her to an aa meeting.....
only kidding,
2006-12-24 13:49:05 · answer #9 · answered by bhmmommie 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
tell her your pregnant
2006-12-24 13:42:58 · answer #10 · answered by eonetiller 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋