A man on a cruise ship, suddenly there is a loud bang and the ship sinks, he manages to swim to shore onto an island.He seaches the island for surviours.........none.Sad and lonely he manages to find a single Donkey which lives on the island. After several months mthe man becomes frustrated, and decides to mount the donkey, he walks up behind the donkey drops his trousers and the donkey bolts for the hills, this goes on for a further 3 months, every time the man gets up behind the donkey, the donkey bolts.Two more months go by and suddenly in the distance the man sees a ship on the horizon... he darts around to find fire wood for a beacon and as the ship comes closer suddenly there is a big bang and the ship goes down.......Washed ashore is the most beautiful woman the man has ever seen,he gives her the kiss of life...As she comes round she looks into the mans eyes and says' Thank you, if there is anything i can do for you just ask!' 'Right' he said'HOLD THAT F*+KING DONKEY!'
2006-12-24 04:44:27 · 14 answers · asked by mandigre 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
amazing, thank u i have finally read a good joke worthy of repeating to people
2006-12-24 04:48:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even after a woman has appeared he still wants a donkey! What the hell!
2006-12-24 05:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by tyana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apparently you know Donkeys well?
2006-12-24 06:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by ASTRO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally not realistic, he would want the woman more, a joke needs tobe believable to be funny.
5/10
2006-12-24 04:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but visual presentation needs work
2006-12-24 04:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no matter how pretty the woman...... a donkey is always sexier
2006-12-26 11:50:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you speaking from personal experience? ;P
lol joking... hopefully...
2006-12-24 05:10:36 · answer #7 · answered by Metal Head 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of one to ten, perhaps a six.....
2006-12-24 04:46:54 · answer #8 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your tarnish your own dignity.
2006-12-24 04:59:16 · answer #9 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good One.
2006-12-24 04:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋