I don't think Santa has the stamina.
2006-12-24 04:26:23 · 20 answers · asked by epbr123 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
santa would win. heres aguy that gets in and out of a billion homes, carrying tons and tons of toys. of course, for salvation, I chose Jesus =)
2006-12-24 04:30:19 · answer #1 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is a much heavier fellow, but look at Jesus. Jesus is cut. He has abbs in most pictures, and I think his stamina is way superior to Santa
Claus. Santa Claus also seems to me to not have the reach Jesus does.
My prediction is Jesus would come out of the corner with a lot of energy, a lot of dancing, and a hair trigger on the jab. Santa would hit the mat early in the third or fourth round; maybe earlier with a TKO due to a cut.
Jesus just needs to not go for body shots. Usually that's bad advice, and a fighter shouldn't concentrate on the head, but Santa has too much padding.
I suspect too, if he got overconfident and got too close to Santa, Santa might have a surprising amount of power in the right hook. I think if he did connect with that right, Jesus would have to at least take a 5 count.
I think Jesus would win though. It's like you pointed out. Santa doesn't have the Stamina.
2006-12-24 05:42:14 · answer #2 · answered by 0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither would win since they wouldnt fight to begin with since they both represent peace and well being and it they were to fight it would throw all that they represent right out the window.
But if push came to shove I would have to say Santa would win since remember Jesus supposedly said to turn the other cheek .
Who needs stamina when your wearing steel toed boots like Santa.
Sorry I just have to say this to the person up above "BONES" who wrote how santa rearranged spells satan SO what God rearranged spells Dog doesnt mean he is a dog now does it?
If it wasnt for the magic of Santa people wouldnt have such christmas spirit.
2006-12-24 04:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by hersheynrey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa might fight, but we know Jesus wouldn't. At least the Jesus in the gospels was a pacifist. But the Jesus in Revelation might open a serious can of whoop ***. I don't remember any cases of Santa fighting. Unless its the bad robot santa from futurama.
2006-12-24 04:33:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
annoying one. Santa works all 12 months making toys, so he's probably have been given a good little bit of muscle under that abdomen. yet Jesus replaced right into a wood worker for terribly a on an identical time as, so he's probably have been given some capability too. in my opinion, i think of Jesus could probably distract Santa via making there be sufficient mince pie and sherry for 5,000, and suckerpunch Santa on an identical time as he replaced into ingesting.
2016-10-18 22:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But he's got weight and muscle from hauling around all those gifts...and probably more experience fighting too.
I think it would depend on the style. Sumo, Santa, hands down. Kickboxing, I think it'd go to Jesus, he looks like he's got the speed.
2006-12-24 04:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by heart o' gold 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa unless Jesus called for devine intervention, but god helps those who help themselves. But Jesus would just keep resurrecting himself. He could fool Santa with the old walk on water move though.
2006-12-24 04:34:40 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus
2006-12-24 04:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by JessicaW 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If it was a popularity fight, I would definitely go for Santa.
2006-12-24 04:35:20 · answer #9 · answered by bosco6159 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Strawberry Shortcake
2006-12-24 04:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋