cos a'l be buggared if am going to waste £1.99 on a packet of Bernard mathews turkey slices just cos it Christmas........... HUMBUG ...i think me 5 kids think i,m bloody loaded!..any suggestions?????
2006-12-24 04:13:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Sod the kids - just send them off to the mother-in-law to look after.
Open a pack of twiglets, crack a few cans of Special Brew and put The Great Escape on TV. Now thats having fun .............
2006-12-24 04:21:36 · answer #1 · answered by DaveGreen 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Place chips around the edge of the plate with egg in centre along side this just place a small piece of lamb and a slice of pork a little bit of stuffing (from the turkey your not having) then just nip out into the garden and cut a few herbs place along with a few carrots, Brussels, make sure your chips are the large size well done to crisp and then to make it more like Christmas make sure the Butler serves it piping hot Oh! And by the way you might as well throw out the egg that’s just not Christmas
2006-12-24 12:41:46 · answer #2 · answered by jaybee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like yer style mate. Last year I had the same problem
Wot I did was serve up the egg & chips with a sprig of holly on top.
A plate of bead and butter. Poured a tot of brandy over the chips
set light to it. Then sit and piss yerself laughting as they try to make chip butties!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wishing you and yer Family A Merry Christmas and a Great 2007
2006-12-24 17:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by TOG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't waste money on holly! Just chop up some Christmas cards and put the pictures round the plate.
And if they complain, tell them it's a turkey egg. They'll never know the difference!
2006-12-24 12:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by Nobody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat it wearing a hat from a cracker, in front of the tv ala ricky tomlinson and watch pauline fowler snuff it! Whats more festive than that??? Oooh have a few beers and try to sing fairytale of new york afterward! Christmas all wrapped up!
2006-12-24 19:15:30 · answer #5 · answered by koikoiboi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Garnishes! Lots of greenery & cut vegetables in shapes i.e.flowers of layered carrot or other firm vegetable that has been cut out with a petal-shaped canape cutter & topped with a center from another colored veggie. Also, take a 2-3" strip of slightly steamed red bell pepper and wrap it around lemon dipped jicama stick (or similar white root vegetable) to make candy canes. Trees can be cut from bell pepper with pimento ornaments and cream cheese snow/garland. Ask if you want more ideas,
2006-12-24 12:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on some lettuce leaves cut into the shape of holly leaves with a couple of very small tomatoes in the middle of the lettuce leaves. It will look like holly.
2006-12-24 12:27:40 · answer #7 · answered by CT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Garnish with Holly!!!!
Sing shite christmas songs whilst preparing it!
Push the boat out and schlurp a snowball
Leave the mince pies, milk and carrots out for santa and tell him it's look at food and not to eat it as your skint!
and finally tell the kids that due to the economic climate one of em has to leave, said this to my kids 3 years ago and they are still deciding.....
2006-12-24 12:22:16 · answer #8 · answered by untanuta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
place the eggs naetly around thhe outer edge of the serving dish and the chips in the center. Sprinkle a tiny amount of paprika atop of each egg.
2006-12-24 12:16:11 · answer #9 · answered by c s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put the eggs so they look like holly berries and use crinkle chips so they look like the holly leaves. You can also use ketchup to make festive patterns on the plate (this is easier if using squeezy ketchup).
Merry Xmas
2006-12-24 12:20:30 · answer #10 · answered by missluly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋