tell me something about Jesus parents?

Answer 1

His father's name is PapaG and his mother's name is Gamma.

It was 2.7 billion years ago on a planet called “H”.

It was a time when the planet was still suffering the aftermath of a nuclear war; A nuclear war that occurred billions of years earlier; A nuclear war that had contaminated 95% of the planet.

Only now, was there a glimmer of hope that this vast area of Planet H, known as “the nuclear waste land”, could be reclaimed and used to solve its overpopulation problem.

But who would volunteer to go into this contaminated area? Who would run the tests? Who would risk their life for the sake of saving the planet ?

PapaG, a young scientist at the Atomic Energy Commission, thought to himself, “If I try and fail, I will die a short, but painful death. However, if I try and live to tell about it, I will have made a difference in the world.”

Russell Crow, the Administrator of AEC, saw PapaG pondering and staring toward the misty nuclear wasteland.

Crow, in a gentle rather fatherly voice, asked, “Do you see your future?”

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“Not Really, I mean Not really, sir. I see a chance to take a chance.”

Crow remarked, “It would be well worth it.”

Without hesitating, PapaG said, “I’ll do it.”

As he was teleporting into the midst of the danger zone, PapaG recalled his boyhood days of listening to his parents and grandparents singing a familiar tune about this contaminated area of their planet . “Someday, someday, we will return, and if not us, then our children, or their children, or their children.”

The teleporter began crackling as it neared a hot spot. Then it landed and began crackling even louder. PapaG had only a few seconds to push the big red return button.
But, as his hand reached for the button, he froze as if to say, why not hang in here just a little while longer and then, and then it was too late. Too late to decide, too late to react, too late to hit the override button that would have ignored the heat detector. That’s right. The heat detector, when not overridden by the passenger of a teleporter, automatically sends the teleporter back to its origin; back to a safe zone on the planet.

The teleporter headed for the launching pad of the AEC. However , it had been damaged and it crackled a few more times and then crashed on a hospital lawn near the AEC Headquarters.

Gamma, a young biology nurse at the hospital, had been staring out the hall window of her ward. As she noticed the cloudy mist of the nuclear wasteland on the horizon, she thought to herself, “ Today a young man is risking his life for the sake of our planet. The news report indicated
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that he was selected for the mission because he was the only volunteer. He must be a remarkable person; to challenge what seems unchallengeable, to brave what no one else will brave. Love may be a recessive gene, but it is not extinct. Only love could motivate a person to conquer the fear of nuclear contamination. Only love can overcome fear.”

Lucy Stern, the ward supervisor, said, “Gamma, are you OK?”

“Huh, oh sure, I was just thinking about that young man who is risking his life for us today.”

As her supervisor was walking away, Gamma saw a streak of light crash onto the hospital lawn. When the smoke cleared, she saw someone stagger out of a crashed teleporter.

Putting two and two together, Gamma immediately realized that it must be the brave young man that she saw on the news report.

Without hesitating, she grabbed her medical bag, charged into the emergency elevator , and ran toward the scene of the accident.

Her heart pounded with excitement, and it also pounded with fear; fear of nuclear contamination. But then her head cleared and she began chanting to herself, “If he can risk his life for me, I can risk my life for him.” Over and over she mentally chanted this theme to herself. “If he can risk his life for me, I can risk my life for him.”


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When she arrived, she saw the early signs of nuclear poisoning on his hands and arms. She ripped off her skirt, made a temporary bandage, and covered his wounds. Then she injected him in his hip with an anti-toxin.

PapaG, already dizzy from the crash, temporarily passed out from the effects of the anti-toxin. Then Gamma soaked the bandages with a drawing solution of sea salts.

Gamma was all alone. There was a crowd watching her from just inside the big windows at the front of the hospital. She signaled for them to come help him. She was hoping they would bring clean dressings and more medicine.

But no one would come near the accident scene. They were all so afraid; so afraid of the nuclear contamination, so afraid to help him, and so afraid to help her.

She had been contaminated, and no one would help her. And, she didn’t seem to care about herself. She had only one thought, one goal, one purpose in her life; to help him, and to stay with him as long as ....., well forever, if she could. Forever? She had never before used that word. But now, as of right now, it had become a part of her new personality.

Gamma thought to herself, “Love overcomes fear. And, overcoming fear can certainly clear the air, and clear the way to love.”

Gamma’s arms and hands began to burn from the contamination that had spread from PapaG. She needed to go immediately to a decontamination chamber; a place

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where the nuclear residue could be washed away from her body. But, no one, not one person on the planet would help her. PapaG had risked his life for the planet. Gamma had risked her life for PapaG. Now, no one on the planet would risk anything to help them.

As Gamma was passing out from the burning pain, she had one final thought, “This is love’s last stand. This is the last chance for love to survive in our Universe.”

And then, and then it began raining. And how! It rained and rained and rained, just about forever. Gentle at first, and then it became a gully washer; a nuclear waste washer. It was as if the clouds knew exactly what to do. They didn’t just open up and let their water fall at random. They seemed to direct the wind and water in such a way that Gamma and Papa G were completely washed and decontaminated. The residue was then washed (directed) toward the sewer drains and away from harms way.

Gamma was cooled down and well washed by the rains. She stood up and walked toward PapaG.

Answer 2

Mary was engaged to marry Joseph. After telling Mary she was to be the mother of the Son of God, the angel also spoke to Joseph. The angel told Joseph that Mary was to have a child who would be God's son.

After Mary's visit to Elizabeth, Mary and Joseph were married. Not long after they were married, the Roman Emperor, Augustus Caesar, wanted to make a list off all Jewish people. The emperor wanted this list so he could collect taxes from everyone. This meant that the people would have to travel to their hometowns or to the hometowns of their fathers' place their names on the special list there.

Mary and Joseph had to go to Bethlehem. It was a long journey. It was also a tiring journey for Mary, for soon her son would be born. Mary rode on a donkey, and Joseph walked beside her.

When Mary and Joseph got to Bethlehem, they found many people were already there. There were so many people in Bethlehem that there was no rooms left in the inn. The only place they could find was a stable.

Mary and Joseph spent the night in the stable. During that night, Mary's baby was born. Mary wrapped the baby warmly in swaddling clothes. Because there was no bed, Mary laid the baby on the sweet-smelling hay in the manger. And Mary named the baby Jesus, as the angel had said.

Answer 3

His mother was Mary who put it around a bit and came up with a whopper of a story about being a virgin and a 'miracle birth' when she discovered she was pregnant. Joseph was obviously two quarts short of a pint as he obviously couldn't do it (Mary still being a 'virgin') and a bit naive as he actually believed the story. He told his son this and Jesus grew up thinking he must be really special - being a virgin birth and all.
Just goes to show you - Mary tells a small white lie and one of the biggest religions in the world was created, and no one has seen the funny side of it yet!

Answer 4

My parents never did but I would not be surprised if people did tell there kids that. Kids are pretty smart. Mine is 5 and he think that santa still brings stuff but at the same time he love jesus... as much as a 5 year old can comprehend that decision. They all figure it out. We all did and we turned out ok for the most part.

Answer 5

The Qur’an mentions in Surah Maryam, Chapter 19 verses 27-28

"At length she brought the (babe) to her people, carrying him (in her arms). They said: ‘O Mary! Truly an amazing thing hast thou brought!

O sister of Aaron! Thy father was not a man of evil, nor thy mother a woman unchaste!’"
[Al-Qur’an 19:27-28]

Christian missionaries say that Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) did not know the difference between Mary the mother of Jesus (pbuh) and Miriam the sister of Aaron (pbuh). The time span between both was more than a thousand years.

In the Arabic construction of the sentence, sister is also considered as a descendant. Thus, when the people said to Mary, Ukhta Haroon i.e. ‘sister of Aaron’ it actually means descendant of Aaron (pbuh).

2. SON ALSO MEANS DESCENDANT


It is mentioned in the Gospel of Mathew, Chapter 1 verse 1

"Jesus Christ, the son of David,....".
[Mathew 1:1]

Gospel of Luke Chapter 3, verse 23

"And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, ....."
[Luke 3:23

Answer 6

There names are Mary and Joseph, Mary was a virgin, but she still had a baby named Jesus. They tried to find an Inn to stay in, but couldn't so they had birth in a manger with animals.

Answer 7

what ? are u gonna meet them ????
they we just like any other parents,, they used to force jesus to study hard and play less with his friends,, beckham and ronaldino,, they send him to hostel and thenthe rest of history begun .....
happy ????

Answer 8

They were practicing Jews.

Answer 9

GOD WILL NOT HAVE PARENTS. HE WILL NOT HAVE BIRTH OR DEATH.

Answer 10

they are dead