A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal that read, “Rich widow looking for man to share life and fortune with the following qualifications: 1. Won’t beat me up, 2. Won’t run away, and 3. Has to be great in bed.” For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell rang constantly, and she received tons of mail but none of the men seemed to meet her qualifications. Then one day the doorbell rang and she opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, “Who are you and what do you want?” “Hi,” said the man. “Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I’ve got no arms, so I can’t beat you up and I’ve got no legs, so I can’t run away.” The old woman asked, “What makes you think you’re so great in bed?" To which he replied, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
2006-12-24 02:04:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha luvved it thanks soo much for the laugh
i give it a 20/10 evn tho iv heard it before
keep it coming with more hilarious jokes!
2006-12-24 03:36:13 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somebody who's clever and open-minded with first cost style in music and image. does no longer harm in the event that they had a love for British steel bands and potato products the two. BQ: No, i'm 14.
2016-10-18 22:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it but thnx for the 2 points though
2006-12-24 12:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe! i think it's hilarious! 12/10!
2006-12-24 02:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good! Love it!
2006-12-24 04:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellant
merry xmas to u and urs
2006-12-24 03:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm, I don't get it either.
2006-12-24 10:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is hilarious
2006-12-24 02:59:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA !
2006-12-24 02:49:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2006-12-24 02:50:41 · answer #10 · answered by ~Azorian Chick~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋