A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in. The director said "We fill up a bathtub, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or bucket & ask them to empty the bathtub.
The visitor said "Oh I see, a sane person would choose the bucket because it's biggest"
The director looked long and hard at the visitor and said "No a sane person would pull the plug out. Would you like a bed near the window?"
2006-12-24 01:52:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FUNNY JOKE!!! LMFAO =]
2006-12-24 03:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by Nini S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-12-24 03:37:20 · answer #2 · answered by mark j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director
reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
2006-12-24 01:57:42 · answer #3 · answered by liannababy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 22:51:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband said bucket. My son said "flip the drain switch thingy."
I guess adults overthink things.
Funny joke.
2006-12-24 02:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by Bored Enough To Be Here 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
I give 10/10 marks
2006-12-24 02:43:22 · answer #6 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a nice one i think i will send it to all the patients in ashwaor,better known as broadmore.
2006-12-24 05:33:50 · answer #7 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the 6th time i'm hearing this same joke!!! But it's still funny anywayz.
2006-12-24 02:12:07 · answer #8 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2006-12-24 12:31:04 · answer #9 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-24 01:54:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 8/10
2006-12-24 02:40:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋