Dear Allan,
Santa has decided that you have been BAD this year,and therefore no presents for you.The below listed are just a FEW reasons why we made this decision:
1.You drank too much alcohol.
2.You made too many "booty calls"
3.Once again,you threw rocks at your neighbor's annoying dog
4.You cheated on your taxes
5.You made insulting calls to your ex Mother Inlaw
6.You threatened your ex wife saying "I'll hit you so hard,your photo on your driver's license will cry"
7.You wore those white sox so long,Buzzards thought you were a dead body.
Signed,
Santa E. Claus
HELP ME!!!!! Folks,PLEASE,how can I make good on this???
*SIGH*
Allan aka Neglected.
2006-12-24 00:58:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
8.You got drunk on Christmas Eve,and ran through hell with a pair of Dollar General gasoline boxers on.
2006-12-24 06:17:08 · update #1
Wow! I think it's really kool. I really love No.6, Hilarious!!!
2006-12-24 03:09:08 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude don't worry i Got an almost identical one too, the way I see it is santa aint brought me a damn thing since i was 3, just gotta get over it!!!
2006-12-24 01:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by bossman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could start by getting a job and quit relying on your parents for money.
2006-12-24 01:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by efyusikay 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats crazy!!!
2006-12-24 07:12:47 · answer #4 · answered by DconS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can some one here ask question that not missing with any religion??!!!!!
2006-12-24 01:02:17 · answer #5 · answered by rashid j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
2006-12-24 02:38:54 · answer #6 · answered by rocky blues 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know/.... im not you.... or our brain.. just be better
2006-12-24 02:15:11 · answer #7 · answered by hollistrr_lver329865 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋