I started using Monopoly instead of a Ouija Board to contact demons. What Parker Brothers game do u use?

Question

Each time I pass 'Go', I not only collect $200 but I get in contact with the high spirit of the underworld. His name is Lecifus Dominux but he says to just call him 'Bob'. He's asked me to build a hotel on Boardwalk so that he has a place to stay. What Parker Brothers games have you used to contact the spirit world?

Answer 1

I use Operation to perform ritual sacrifices. I don't commune with the dead.

Answer 2

I use Sims 2. I put them in a room and remove the door. When they die, they become spirits and you can make the spirits fly around haunting people. Then Death comes along, and if the Sim wins a fiddle duel with him, or gives him $100, the Sim comes back to life. A little disappointing, I was hoping they'd just lie there, but I guess that even a game has to make some kind of statement about what happens after death.

Answer 3

I hear George Bush uses a Risk board to evaluate foreign policy.

Answer 4

Trump: the Game.
You can find one in every salvation army store.
It is a truly sucky game and demons speak through anyone who play it.
...Or that may just be Rosie speaking Japanese again.

Answer 5

I use Scrabble. It's too bad I can only afford one set. I'll never be able to summon Tloque Nahuaque at this rate.

Answer 6

Chutes and Ladders. Is that Parker Brothers? I don't know, but it sure as hell works. Spooky

Answer 7

Parcheesi. Its made by filty third world slurpee slingers

Answer 8

I dont use their games. I use proctor and gamble products and then play a disney movie.

Answer 9

What you are contacting is your own 'thought forms'!

Answer 10

at least with that you do get hotels and chance cards