i have a dog its name is rover
soft brown fluffy all over
cute and cuddly like sugar babies
tuff f@cking luck that hes got rabies
or how about:
the grand old duke of york
he had 10 thousand men
his court case comes up on monday
or:
little jack horner sat in a corner
eating an apple pie
he stuck in his thumb
pulled out a plum
and said
what the f@ck is a plum doin in my apple pie
or:
baa baa black sheep have you any wool
'wot do you think ive got fuc@ing feathers'
or finally
georgy porgy puddin and pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
he kissed them to he's queer that way.
merry xmas
2006-12-24 00:27:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutely brilliant will try them 2moro out of any litttle people's earshot, vvvvvvvgd have a brill xmas speedy!!!!!
2006-12-24 04:28:15 · answer #1 · answered by Only visiting 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 14:49:00 · answer #2 · answered by goslin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend Billy's got a ten-foot willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it's one four-foot-four
My name's Ben and I live in a tree
I sell condoms for twenty-five pee
I would sell them for half a bob
But that all depends on the size of your nob
2006-12-24 00:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by smee_1972 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry mate
Going down to Sharm el Sheikh to get away from my relatives for Christmas (and also to get a bloody good tan) so luckily no relatives to worry about.
2006-12-24 00:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good old famlly fun eh? Merry Chritmas Bill !!!!
2006-12-24 01:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gd 10/10 thanx and merry christmas
2006-12-24 00:32:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think the parents will let you say that to the children.
2006-12-24 00:31:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.........Thankyou very much.
Merry Christmas
2006-12-24 00:29:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't do those in front of my parents...I'd get in trouble.
But, they are funny!!!!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
2006-12-24 00:52:05 · answer #9 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA !
2006-12-24 02:52:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋