A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts." Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!"
Later that day when the Evangelist and her husband were over for dinner. The Evangelist began to feel bad. Holding her head she said, "I have such a terrible headache!"
The little girl looked up at her giving her the sweetest smile that any little child could give. Then she said, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!"
One particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
A little boy was overhead praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.
What do you think?
2006-12-23 22:10:13 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Even my grandson (avatar) is laughing lol
2006-12-23 22:20:30 · update #1
I believe that you have said it all in this:
One particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
That is the truth with todays world and the people in it with their mind in the gutter and bashing Christ. A four year old is a lot smarter then anyone gives credit for. One day Christ is going to EMPTY the trash in peoples minds and then it will be too late. I am wishing you the best on your journey wherever you are headed. Remember this my friend, when you empty the trash, it is ready to be filled up again. Merry CHRISTmas
2006-12-23 22:25:22 · answer #1 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What does a dyslexic agnostic with insomnia do?
-stays awake all night and wonders if there's a doG
2006-12-24 06:22:40 · answer #2 · answered by Maine-iac 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can't remember the last time I had so much fun.
2006-12-24 06:15:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are very funny jokes!
2006-12-24 06:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
About as much fun as I've ever had in Church...
2006-12-24 06:12:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA...very good=)
2006-12-24 06:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
thanks
2006-12-24 06:17:42 · answer #7 · answered by fire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋