The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth,
Ruined the whole F*cking thing !! merry xmas to all on this site.
2006-12-23 22:03:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sweet!
2006-12-23 22:05:36 · answer #1 · answered by insomniman1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a writer, I look at the writing, which isn't "brilliant", but which is clever. I have been writing, and I've been writing poetry for about 50 years, now and I've read good and I've written great, and I think this one is clever. Kudos to the poet. I also think some of us take life way too seriously. We need to kick our feet up and relax occasionally. This person is a muse. He's giving a unique view of the world (his), and he's being clever about it. I predict big things for this writer.
From another writer-- John 1212
2006-12-23 22:53:27 · answer #2 · answered by John1212 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Merry Christmas to you, too - although for insulting women, I have to give you a mild reprimand, as I thought sometimes men can occasionally have fun with a mouth, too...
2006-12-23 22:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha..to true ..merry Xmas and a happy 2007
2006-12-23 22:12:42 · answer #4 · answered by JJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not nice there are lots of nice mouths attatched to lots of nice women Happy Christmas to you also.
2006-12-23 22:12:27 · answer #5 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-24 00:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so cute... Thank You.
Bettina. Huge kiss & Merry Xmas.
2006-12-24 01:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another one - god had made man. Adam wanted something new, so go offered to make him a female partner. "She will be kind,beautiful, helpful, understanding, demure, obedient......"he went on....
Adam: "wow! there's gotta be a catch."
God "yeap, it'll cost you and arm and a leg..."
adam"damnit! what can i get for a rib?"
HA HA HA HA HA. you get it? coz eve was made from adam's rib....kinda sad tho, coz i'm bagging myself :) MERRY X'MAS, HAPPY HONNICKA (sorry if i spelt that wrong) HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
2006-12-23 22:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's was so funny! It was sexist but I can't stop laughing! LMAO!
2006-12-24 02:47:01 · answer #9 · answered by ~Azorian Chick~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a girl and i laughed but not as loud as my husband hee hee.
2006-12-27 10:40:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is so funny i am a women and i argee with that print it giving it to my boyfriend
2006-12-23 22:51:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋