One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.
As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said, "You know, I think you're the first reindeer I've ever seen in here."
The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of change and said, "Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I'm the last reindeer you'll see in here."
2006-12-23 21:54:19 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Donner and Blitzen!! I have been in this establishment, I also came out skint. Good one.
2006-12-24 05:42:12 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really true. Olive, the other reindeer, is frequently seen in bars.
2006-12-23 21:58:34 · answer #2 · answered by geo1944 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked the deep south touch.
2006-12-23 22:45:42 · answer #3 · answered by mark j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So it's not just Santa that has a drink problem!!! Great joke, have a wonderful Christmas.
2006-12-23 22:05:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Love It
2006-12-23 21:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a small world as i say and the reindeer reminds me of my tight ssa husband.
hehehehe.
2006-12-24 05:12:00 · answer #6 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me tell you something, it is a joy to read the jokes, that makes one always laughing>>>>lol
2006-12-23 22:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you write these in some Jokes sites where you can have reputation at least if not money?
2006-12-23 23:06:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good! 7/10. Good morning!
2006-12-23 22:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok but I've heard similiar jokes but with everything from aardvarks to zebras. soz.
2006-12-23 22:01:11 · answer #10 · answered by Dragon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋