'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pis_sed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my a_ss for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady b!tches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those a_ssholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the he// ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little sh!ts
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
2006-12-23 19:50:27 · 10 answers · asked by Nicole 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat a_ss and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
2006-12-23 19:51:10 · update #1
LMFAO!!!!! Thanks for the good laugh!
2006-12-24 03:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by moobiemuffin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
down in the workshop all the elves are makin toys
for the good little girls and the good little boys
when the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death
with a rifle in his hand and cheap whiskey on his breath
from his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo
he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
merry christmas to all now you're all gonna die.
the night santa went crazy by weird al yankovik
2006-12-23 20:10:14 · answer #2 · answered by glacier 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's good really...pretty catchy!!
but isn't this bad to say that about St. Nicholas since it's Christmas?
>written on th 24th day of December<
2006-12-23 22:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by Yuriko_chan 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a nice one..lol
Merry Xmas..
2006-12-23 22:40:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's freak'n funny!
2006-12-23 20:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by Roll'n Bluntz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats pretty good
2006-12-23 20:01:57 · answer #6 · answered by muzit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that
2006-12-23 19:52:19 · answer #7 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that that cute
2006-12-23 20:18:12 · answer #8 · answered by myndi h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny!
2006-12-23 20:43:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE
2006-12-23 20:11:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋