Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see
a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all
over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but
end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on
themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors,
she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use
the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative,
intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love
liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or
intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well
can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever..
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as
dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about
you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse,
is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and
the Lab and says .......
........
........
Liver alone... Cheese mine."
2006-12-23 17:38:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wuff....wuff.....imao...i love that joke. i wud giv you a 10/10 for that. U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-23 17:41:51 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-28 06:48:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I love this joke! The Chihuahua really is the smartest among the three! = )
2006-12-23 19:18:07 · answer #3 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke kinda fell short!!! I kinda expected more from the punch line.
2006-12-23 17:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-12-23 18:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by free2fly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke. LOL!!!
2006-12-23 18:55:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry- saw it here last week
2006-12-23 17:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cooooooool but good
2006-12-23 20:14:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol pretty cool
2006-12-23 17:42:54 · answer #9 · answered by physical 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋