today god tried to strike me down because he caught me looking at him in his house window wearing my jabba the hut mask. then later he tried to banish me to hell because he caught me wearing my jabba the hut mask laying naked in my back yard minding my own business. then he got angry cause i was dancing up and down looking in his window again. whats wrong him?
2006-12-23 16:35:54 · 20 answers · asked by Kogi 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nothing at all, the question is do you think you are funny?
2006-12-24 00:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by devora k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey what ever you jsut said is a lie god would never do such a thing never ever make up a lie about god anyway if youre telling the truth im sorry but for giveness sake i don't believe that he could never ever ever ever do such a thing like that and never would god is not like that your worstshipping the deveil actually wuts wrong with you obviously i have a point and you dont
2006-12-24 00:40:10 · answer #2 · answered by Kara L 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yay Gods birthday in a couple of days . Ask for forgiveness:)
2006-12-24 00:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by BIG L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your dad ought to backhand you down for being an asss on the Internet .
2006-12-24 00:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by m. b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you trying to be funny cause that seems offense to the great one, don't make fun of God EVER!
2006-12-24 01:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anthony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duh!
He was BORED 'cuz you snuck up on him TWICE with the same Jabba mask!
2006-12-24 00:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by Danny 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Repent?
2006-12-24 00:38:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
whatever u on try toslow down on the smoke cause it aint hitting u right them wet daddys are mean
2006-12-24 00:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, why would you think it was God? if he tried to strike you down or banish you, i dont think he would of missed!
2006-12-24 00:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by dlin333 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I get like that sometimes too. Read some spiritual book.
2006-12-24 00:38:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋