A teenager goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. The young man stands up and asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes and asks God to cleanse his soul.
The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
He leans over to her and says,"You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
2006-12-23 16:21:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny!
2006-12-23 16:23:18 · answer #1 · answered by IMHO 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahah lol good 1
2006-12-24 12:49:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! hes so skrewed and didnt even get to be skrewed!! poor guy
2006-12-24 01:48:43 · answer #3 · answered by Beanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lol that iz funni
2006-12-24 00:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by fire.kisser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, that's gotta be embarressing! hahahahahahahahahaha
2006-12-24 01:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by alisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. wow i have to say, that is hi-larious! i love it.
2006-12-24 00:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by snuggle_me_pink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, pretty good, lol
2006-12-24 02:18:14 · answer #7 · answered by Blah Blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋