of course, there's no hidden camera or something, so what you do is a secret between you and god.
2006-12-23 16:01:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Would find someone to help me get them to a safe place until they are sober and try to contact a loved one to arrange for them to get home safely
2006-12-23 16:03:24 · answer #1 · answered by livinintheword † 6 · 8⤊ 2⤋
Now, I KNOW the answer you're fishing for here - you want me to say that I'd pull her Victoria's Secret thong down around her ankles and have my way with her!
Problem is, I'm a nice guy, not a rapist, so I wouldn't do that.
I would turn her over onto her left side (so she wouldn't choke if she started to throw up) and I'd try and wake her up. I'd check her pulse and respiration to see if she hadn't fallen into a coma. If she was not comatose but just passed out from excessive alcohol consumption, I'd figure out a way to get her home.
I'd look through her purse for her ID and find her address. I'd get a cab, and ride with her back to her house, take her inside, set her up on the floor (again, on the left side so she wouldn't choke if she started to throw up), and, once she was stable, I'd write her a little note.
I'd tell her that I'd gotten her home and made sure she was safe, and that I wanted her to call me when she gets up to make sure she's OK. I'd leave her my name, address and both cell and house phone numbers.
Then, I'd take her cell phone, get the number and write it down, along with her name and address, and I'd call her the next day to check in on her.
I'd call her the next day, ask her if she's alright, tell her how I found her and got her home, and tell her don't even worry about repaying me for cab fare.
And, if she was pretty and my type, I'd ask her if she'd be willing to let me treat her to dinner in the near future.
Since I was gentlemanly enough to get her home safe and sound, and leave her fully dressed in her own home without even trying to molest her, she's probably think I was a really sweet, nice and considerate guy, and I'd probably have a good chance of dating her.
Then, hopefully, she'd be so overwhelmed with gratitute for me rescuing her that she'd voluntarily have sex with me, without me having to take advantage of her incapacitation.
2006-12-24 01:11:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd be forced to 'TeaBag' that silly drunk!
Anyone who's stupid enough to get that stinkin drunk and pass out on the floor, has it coming to them. So all you guys who are walking by this idiot tonight, Pause for a second and please....feel free to take a 'dip'!
2006-12-24 02:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by londam2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd roll them on their side so they wouldn't choke if they threw up, etc. I'd probably worry and check on them throughout the night. Then I'd start asking myself WHY I had drunk people laying on my floor.
2006-12-24 02:51:20 · answer #4 · answered by amanda e 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Check they were breathing, put them in the recovery position, try to wake them up and if I couldn't I'd seek medical help.
If someone is passed out drunk, interfering with them in an immoral way, whilst you may see it as fun, could be deadly.
2006-12-24 00:04:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Lay them on their side (so they wouldn't choke on their own vomit), then doodle on them with permanant marker while I watched over them until they wake up, to make sure they're okay. I'd obviously call 911 if something bad happened.
2006-12-24 00:09:41 · answer #6 · answered by ~*Bubbles*~ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nothing other than probbaly prop them on their side so if the vomit they won't choke to death. I think it would be childish to do anything else, no to mention it is childish that you have drunken people passing out on your floor, but whatever.
2006-12-24 00:09:00 · answer #7 · answered by averyanne77 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Me personally, I tend to lean more toward covering them with a blanket and letting them lie there . . . so long as they aren't asphyxiating on their own vomit. Yeah, it sounds boring, but that's the way I am.
2006-12-24 00:12:18 · answer #8 · answered by bloodline_down 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Happened recently. I put the girl in my bed, and went and slept on the couch.
2006-12-24 00:05:06 · answer #9 · answered by Maxeus the Least 1 · 6⤊ 1⤋
picture yourself waking up naked on your gf/bf's front porch naked with lipstick scrawled on your chest that says, "Hi, myname is Pavillion. Lets go get some pizza and a cold beer."
2006-12-24 00:06:16 · answer #10 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋