you have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them
the person behind you in the supermarket runs his trolley into the back of your ankle
the elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on
there’s always a car riding your tail when you’re slowing down to find an address
you open a can a soup and the lid falls in
its bad enough that you step in dog mess, but you don’t realize it till you walk across you living room rug
the tiny red string on the band aid wrapper never works for you
there’s a dog in the neighborhood that barks at everything
you can never put anything back in a box the way it came
you drink from a can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette
you slice your tongue licking an envelope
your tire gauge lets out half the air while you’re trying to get a reading
a station comes in brilliantly when you’re standing near a radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away
there are always one or two ice cubes that wont pop out of your tray
you was a garment with a Kleenex in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint
you set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am
the radio station doesn’t tell you who sang that song
you rub on hand cream and cant turn the door to get out
people behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up
your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire
you cant look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don’t know how to spell it
you have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you’re just browsing
you had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you cant find it
you reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up
2006-12-23 15:56:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes... how about these.
1. You keep answering questions on Yahoo Answers and your answers are good.
2. The same questions keep coming up over and over. They drive you nuts!!!
3. You keep answering questions on Yahoo Answers and you think your answers are great.
4. The same questions keep coming up over and over. They drive you nuts!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
2006-12-23 16:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most things in that list don't bother me too much because it rarely happens to me. I'm also a very patient and calm person. One thing that does get on my nerves is that barking dog that never shuts up. That can be taken care of though with several calls to the police or a dog warden. Than of course I feel bad because some family or a child can end up losing their pet and I think of when I was a kid and lost a pet and felt bad about it. Than I tell myself, oh well they should keep their dog under control and I don't care anymore or feel bad about reporting it. I always kept my pets undercontrol and my dog doesn't bark non stop. LOL.
Another thing that would bother me is 5 clerks asking me if I need anything. I feel like saying, "Don't you think I'd ask you if I needed anything?". It always seems like when you do need a clerk, they are busy or you can never find them. Yep, they are always there when you don't need them.
Yes, handicap spots at a roller skating rink. That's funny in a way. One other thing that bothers me are handicap spots all over the place like at a store such as home depot. Now I'm not against handicaps as I have a family friend who is. I don't mean to offend anyone either, but why is it necessary to have 15 handi capped spots at home depot? How many handicapped people go to home depot to buy lumber? I always get a big load of lumber there, leave it in the lumber cart at the front of the store in the pickup area. Than I walk down the parking lot past all the EMPTY handicapped areas to get my truck. In the meantime I am hoping nobody is stealing any of my wood. It'd be easier if there were one open spot in the front where the handicapped areas are that isn't a handicapped area so I could pull the lumber cart by the side of my truck and load it up. It's kind of hard to load a 16' piece of lumber down in the parking lot when there are other vehicles around you. What also bothers me is when people who are fat get handicapped placards. Why are they handicapped now, because they didn't exercise and now they have knee issues or get out of breath from walking too far. Maybe if they wouldn't have gotten fat, they wouldn't have a handicapped placard. They should park at the very end of the lot so they can exercise. Again these are only my views and no offense to anyone. If you get upset over my views it's most likely because you are upset over me telling the truth.
2006-12-24 10:41:18 · answer #2 · answered by Yahoo_guy 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
and that was just this week, last week:
a truck driving by ran through a puddle splashing me to the point I was soaking wet
I got pulled over by the police and my drivers license was expired, a $275 ticket and my car was impounded
my v-mail at work failed, lost 3 sales as a result of lost messages
my dog chewed up my new pair of $200 runners
I made the store security system go off when I left the store even though I had paid for my purchase
so now I'm looking forward to next week and more surprises
2006-12-24 00:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by patti duke 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you are tryin to impress someone and you get the hiccups.
People who slurp like dogs while eating or drinking.
Parents askin the same ******* question 50 times, althought you answered the first 3-5 loud enough for them to comprehend---their excuse: "Don't Mumble" "I Didn't Hear You"
People giving the look that says "I have something to say...but I'm not goin to, I'm gunna let you wonder whats on my mind hahaha"
People who buys Fords, then complain they suck.....Y THE HECK BUY ONE IF YOU KNOW THEY ARE A PEICE OF SHNIT?!?!?!?!?! Please people save what little brain cells you have remaining...buy a GM or a Daimler-Chrysler vehicle!!!
2006-12-24 00:20:45 · answer #4 · answered by ♣HEMI CUDA///NASCAR♣ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not that I can think of, but here's a list of things that I think people will enjoy.
1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
>
>2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating
>rink.
>
>3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back
>of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
>cigarettes at the front.
>
>4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a
>diet coke.
>
>5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens
>to the counters.
>
>6. Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
>driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
>
>7. Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then
>have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
to
>talk to in the first place.
>
>8. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
>packages of eight.
>
>9. Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so
>well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
>creatures'.
>
>10. Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
>lettering.
>
>EVER WONDER......
>
>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
>
>Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
>Why you don¢t ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>
>Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
>
>Why it is that doctors call what they do "practice"?
>
>Why it is that to stop Windows 98, you have to clickon "Start"?
>
>Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made
>with real lemons?
>
>Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
>
>Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
>
>Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
>
>Why they are called apartments when they are all
>stuck together?
>
>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
>opposite of progress?
>
>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
>stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods....
>
>On a Sears hairdryer:
>Do not use while sleeping.
>Wow, thanks for the ingenious advice.
>
>On a bag of Fritos:
>You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
>For shoplifters maybe?
>
>On a bar of Dial soap:
>Directions: Use like regular soap.
>
2006-12-24 00:49:50 · answer #5 · answered by angela 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Tht was indeed a very good one and very true too. I know 1 thing tht changes every sane MAN in this world insane and tht's W I F E.
2006-12-24 00:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by amit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooh reading a sentence again by mistake
touching the hot stove after you've just turned it off
downloading the same song twice
yeah that's pretty much all i can think of.
2006-12-24 00:09:28 · answer #7 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
o that does make me mad especiall when the inlaws come over they say there only b a couple of days but stretch it out a few weeks
2006-12-25 16:10:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch.. tt sounds like a hard life. i hope it doesnt happens everyday or even on the same day. it will make the person feel sad wonderin y he or she is so unlucky.
merry xmas to u!
2006-12-24 00:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by anna 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did u make tht joke ur self?
crashburn
anyway thx 4 sharing
2006-12-24 00:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by ~electra~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋