The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
2006-12-23 15:48:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i didn't make this up myself, i recieved it in an email and i thought it was too dam good to keep to myself so i posted it for you lot to enjoy as well , as for the people who say" i've seen this one before" or "that's old" then well all i can say is that all jokes have to come from somewhere don't they? in fact most jokes originate from jail where they have a lot of time to think about things.
2006-12-24 06:35:40 · update #1
Dead Funny
I'm A Brit living here in Germany
My Wife is German and her family have a great sense of humour
we have to visit my Mother in law today(Heilige Abend)
and will print this off and let her and the others that are there read it
Merry Christmas and a safe New year
Dick and Family
2006-12-23 16:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have a joke Two blondes where watching t.v on the news there was a notice on a bomb that was let off in Brazil a couple of hours ago it said " a bomb went off today and 100 brazillians were killed" one of the blondes turns to the other and says "thats to bad.....wait how many is a brazillian?"
2016-05-23 03:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It zid mad mi smil, howeva I vont pas zis on to oza pepl. I zont lik confuzin ozas
2006-12-23 15:53:09 · answer #3 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant best I read 2nite!!!! Merry Christmas 2 u!
2006-12-24 05:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by Only visiting 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry lost me because I have a short attention span But its more then likely funny.
2006-12-23 16:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by snape jnr 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I vud luv to pas zis into al my frendz - danke
2006-12-23 16:18:11 · answer #6 · answered by munkydogg 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you did this yourself...you are a genius...if you got it elsewhere..I don't blame you,wish I'd got there first.Well done!!
Mery Krismas
2006-12-23 21:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It takes a lot to amuse me, but I chuckled
U av vays ov making me laf !!! haha
2006-12-23 17:05:35 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very clever, trouble being I followed it quite easily-worrying!
2006-12-23 19:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by christine p 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow! one lol surely isn't enough for this one
it did mak me smil....
zis iz simply amazing! kep roking microzip....
2006-12-23 21:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋