OK so you are on the operating table ready to have surgery?
Just as they give you the anesthesia ?
You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicks in. Out of the following choices wht would you do?
a) Ask the surgeon if he had eaten yet today
b) Ask if they were serving food during surgery
c) Ask for an early wake up call
d) get the hell off the table
e) Think no this is not happeneing to me
Good question right? I will be interested to see your responses?
2006-12-23 15:40:25 · 14 answers · asked by ASTRO 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-23 17:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is the chilled salad fork? Caesar or Blue Cheese? Can I get an xtra plate for my friend? Jeeesss I'm ready for the antree " Liver and Onions" ..........
2006-12-23 23:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f) Ask the surgeon why he/she has tools that look like salad tongs and a crab fork and what they are used for.
2006-12-23 23:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by babycakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the undertaker and order a coffin in advance.
Reason: The doctor is a cannibal. He's gonna eat my liver
2006-12-23 23:46:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
id prob. just look at the operating table again and if i saw,again, those things id get the hell out of there and never come back! lol
2006-12-24 00:49:16 · answer #5 · answered by the1uwant 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F) Ask the surgeon if I'm the appetizer or the dessert...and hope he's on a diet!!
2006-12-23 23:55:11 · answer #6 · answered by Silverwolf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
d) get the hell of the table
2006-12-23 23:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wth?
lol...
could there be option F?
run like hell out of that room
2006-12-23 23:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitel (b)
2006-12-24 03:49:52 · answer #9 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be like... "Uhmm, i'm rare right now... that time of the month...
2006-12-23 23:44:21 · answer #10 · answered by aloe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋