A fat man tried to come down our chimely earlier this evening and got stuck. We tried to get him out by pushing and pulling and poking, but it didn't work. So we lit a fire. We thought it would work like it does in cartoons and he would fly out. Instead it cooked him.
He left a bunch of large dogs tied to a partially gutted car on our lawn.
Are these now our property or do we have to return them to his family?
2006-12-23 14:45:22 · 10 answers · asked by Licca 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
KEEP them... finders keepers
2006-12-23 14:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH! NO!!!! YOU KILLED SANTA!!! How awful. I suppose now that someone is going to have to get ahold of the Easter Bunny and see if he can take over for Santa too. That poor little bunny is going to be so overworked. I think you really should return the dogs to Santa's family so that they can let EB use them. Think of all the hopping that would save EB. I hope rabbits really do multiply fast so that he will have some help if you do decide to keep the dogs.
2006-12-23 22:57:07 · answer #2 · answered by grandmaL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, you'll have to return them to the poor deceased man's family. You'll also have to remove the fat-man from your chimney, and have the whole thing disinfected. Then, after the jolly old roasted man is put to rest, you will have to commit yourselves to the nearest funny-farm, and learn how to make paper dolls. Merry Christmas!
2006-12-23 22:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by JZ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cooked some guy? Oh my goodness. That is really insane. That is nuts. Do you by anyway have a drinking or drug problem? Because I don't believe you.
2006-12-23 23:02:44 · answer #4 · answered by Avielleya 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you witch! you killed Santa! Those aren't dogs crazy woman. Now I won't get my playstation 3! I'm reporting you.
2006-12-23 22:48:49 · answer #5 · answered by Captain America 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yea i guess you have to.....LOL! Maybe you could get a reward for claiming he is "SANTA"
2006-12-23 22:57:13 · answer #6 · answered by Christine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol @ witch (Jason's answer above)
2006-12-23 23:15:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool call pd
2006-12-23 22:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by davidsaviation 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have a weird imagination
2006-12-23 22:53:16 · answer #9 · answered by yankeesalltheway 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and what were ya'll on?
2006-12-23 23:00:11 · answer #10 · answered by scoodlelou 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋