If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.... ^^
2006-12-23 14:19:10
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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i had this italian guy came up to me out of the blue in a coffee shop when i was with a friend chatting,put a chocolate on the table and said "beautiful choc. for beautiful girl.."and just stood there to make converstaion..was kinda weird..lol
2006-12-23 22:20:36
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answer #2
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answered by bellavit4 2
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Guy trying to pick me up: Is your father an astronaut?
No.
Well, then, who picked the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
2006-12-23 22:19:17
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answer #3
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answered by ssc 2
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Never had one used on me but my best is......Your Daddy had to be a thief......because he stole the sparkle from the stars and put them in your eyes. Corny yes but if you can look into a woman's eyes and say that it's a hell of an ice breaker.
2006-12-23 22:27:51
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answer #4
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answered by chosen37 2
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OMG
lol lol lol
Wanna play a game?
ANSWER: it`s called hide the sausage
Such a shame he was really really HOT 2
2006-12-23 22:32:55
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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"If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me." Very lame! A warm smile and a simple hello work much better.
2006-12-23 22:22:32
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answer #6
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answered by zenobia2525 3
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"you can sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"
absolutely disgusting.... but funny actually because he was just kidding...well at least i hope he was...
he could have said something better. i dont know.
2006-12-23 22:32:22
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answer #7
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answered by ... 3
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"that dress is very becoming, but if i was on you id be cuming too" I slapped him for that one.
Just a hi and a nice compliment is all it takes
2006-12-23 22:20:55
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answer #8
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answered by Catie 5
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together : )
2006-12-23 22:19:25
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answer #9
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answered by ? 4
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You must have a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself getting into your pants. "Hi, I'm Dave" would have been better.
2006-12-23 22:18:04
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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I am a cashier at a grocery store. I am 17.
50+ Year Old Man: Is your shirt felt?
Me: ???
Man: [touches shirt] It is now!
2006-12-23 22:20:01
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answer #11
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answered by likea_warrior 2
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