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Conversely, what might have they said differently to impress you.

2006-12-23 14:16:31 · 22 answers · asked by stu_art_27 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.... ^^

2006-12-23 14:19:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i had this italian guy came up to me out of the blue in a coffee shop when i was with a friend chatting,put a chocolate on the table and said "beautiful choc. for beautiful girl.."and just stood there to make converstaion..was kinda weird..lol

2006-12-23 22:20:36 · answer #2 · answered by bellavit4 2 · 0 0

Guy trying to pick me up: Is your father an astronaut?
No.
Well, then, who picked the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?

2006-12-23 22:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by ssc 2 · 0 0

Never had one used on me but my best is......Your Daddy had to be a thief......because he stole the sparkle from the stars and put them in your eyes. Corny yes but if you can look into a woman's eyes and say that it's a hell of an ice breaker.

2006-12-23 22:27:51 · answer #4 · answered by chosen37 2 · 0 1

OMG
lol lol lol
Wanna play a game?



ANSWER: it`s called hide the sausage

Such a shame he was really really HOT 2

2006-12-23 22:32:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"If I told you that you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me." Very lame! A warm smile and a simple hello work much better.

2006-12-23 22:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by zenobia2525 3 · 1 0

"you can sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"


absolutely disgusting.... but funny actually because he was just kidding...well at least i hope he was...


he could have said something better. i dont know.

2006-12-23 22:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by ... 3 · 0 0

"that dress is very becoming, but if i was on you id be cuming too" I slapped him for that one.

Just a hi and a nice compliment is all it takes

2006-12-23 22:20:55 · answer #8 · answered by Catie 5 · 0 0

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together : )

2006-12-23 22:19:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You must have a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself getting into your pants. "Hi, I'm Dave" would have been better.

2006-12-23 22:18:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am a cashier at a grocery store. I am 17.

50+ Year Old Man: Is your shirt felt?
Me: ???
Man: [touches shirt] It is now!

2006-12-23 22:20:01 · answer #11 · answered by likea_warrior 2 · 2 0

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