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Basic instructions before leaveing earth ...just found that out

2006-12-23 13:21:21 · 22 answers · asked by talsa s 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Yep! That's it.

Now if everyone else can believe that.

2006-12-23 13:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by Someone 5 · 2 4

Exodus 35:2 – "2 For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death."

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 – "11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."

Numbers 31:14-18 – "14 Moses was angry with the officers of the army—the commanders of thousands and commanders of hundreds—who returned from the battle. 15 "Have you allowed all the women to live?" he asked them. 16 "They were the ones who followed Balaam's advice and were the means of turning the Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a plague struck the LORD's people. 17 Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, 18 but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man."

Luke 14:26 – "26 If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple."

1 Timothy 2:11-12 – "11 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."

Just some of those "BASIC" instructions... hope the path is clear to you!!! kill sinners and put women in their place.

2006-12-23 21:27:01 · answer #2 · answered by Shawn M 3 · 2 0

That isn't what it means but it is a cute acronym. Sort of like
GRACE: God's Riches At Christ's Expense.
God bless and have a great Christmas!

2006-12-23 21:26:44 · answer #3 · answered by barksabit 6 · 1 0

Cool acronym, but Bible I think bible actually comes from a greek word that means holy books.

2006-12-23 21:26:39 · answer #4 · answered by Lady of the Garden 4 · 0 1

Poor person. Lied to once again by her adult figures...having myths impounded into her brain and told how to live her life as if she can't decide that for herself, I guess now's a good time to tell her:

Bible means book.

It's a basic prefix you can find in front of many words like bibliography.

2006-12-23 21:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by Poo 3 · 2 1

that is a good acronym that someone made up, but the Bible comes from the Greek word biblion, which means "books". This root is used to form many other words—"bibliotek" (library) in German, "bibliography," "bibliophile," etc.

2006-12-23 21:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8 0

Better investigate because lies ensue sounds a little more realistic to me and I haven't even finished buying the bill .
peace out

2006-12-23 21:36:09 · answer #7 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0 0

So do I have to leave my "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" behind?

2006-12-23 21:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by Tawani 3 · 0 0

Oh, interesting.

I'll keep one right next to my poisoned Kool-Aid and purple veil.

2006-12-23 21:25:32 · answer #9 · answered by socialdeevolution 4 · 0 0

I do not believe that was the original intent of the name.

2006-12-23 21:23:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

VERY good! Now,get out the spelling book l-e-a-v-i-n-g

2006-12-23 21:24:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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