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2006-12-23 13:18:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

-Winks-

1) Hang out with friends
2) Read some books
3) Play some games
4) Help your mother with chores
5) Invite your friend over for a sleepover =p

2006-12-23 13:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

So Bored I Could Die

2016-12-16 09:44:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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if youre old enough, get a job! and if you already have one, try to make plans with your coworkers. if you're not old enough or the job idea doesn't work for you, find a new hobby. maybe it's writing or maybe it's finding good, new music of an unknown band that not many people know about. everyone has a hobby, though, and it doesn't have to be games and tv.

2016-04-08 09:33:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

READ THIS:

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
>
>2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating
>rink.
>
>3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back
>of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
>cigarettes at the front.
>
>4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a
>diet coke.
>
>5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens
>to the counters.
>
>6. Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
>driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
>
>7. Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then
>have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
to
>talk to in the first place.
>
>8. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
>packages of eight.
>
>9. Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so
>well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
>creatures'.
>
>10. Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
>lettering.
>
>EVER WONDER......
>
>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
>
>Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
>Why you don¢t ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>
>Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
>
>Why it is that doctors call what they do "practice"?
>
>Why it is that to stop Windows 98, you have to clickon "Start"?
>
>Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made
>with real lemons?
>
>Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
>
>Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
>
>Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
>
>Why they are called apartments when they are all
>stuck together?
>
>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
>opposite of progress?
>
>In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
>stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods....
>
>On a Sears hairdryer:
>Do not use while sleeping.
>Wow, thanks for the ingenious advice.
>
>On a bag of Fritos:
>You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
>For shoplifters maybe?
>
>On a bar of Dial soap:
>Directions: Use like regular soap.
> Do they actually think we'll try and dial it?
>
>On some Swanson frozen dinners:
>Serving suggestion: Defrost.
>But, you know, it¢s just a suggestion.
>
>On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
>Do not turn upside down.
>....Kinda late isn¢t it?
>
>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
>Product will be hot after heating!
>Oh, darn. I thought it would be cold. (???)
>
>On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
>Do not iron clothes on body.
>Aww.... So much for saving time doing it that way.
>
>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
>Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
>You know, those people are right. We could definitely reduce the rate
of
>car accidents if those five-year-olds would stop driving after taking
>medicine.
>
>On Nytol Sleep Aid:
>Warning: May cause drowsiness.
>And I¢m taking this because....?
>
>On most brands of Christmas lights:
>For indoor or outdoor use only.
>As opposed to....? Where else can i use it?!
>
>On Sunsbury's peanuts:
>Warning: contains nuts.
>Thanks for the newsflash. Well duh.......
>
>On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
>Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
>....Um..........what else could you do with a packet of nuts? just sit
>there and stare at it........?
>
>On a child's superman costume:
>Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
>I guess I¢ll have to rethink my Halloween costume. What do you think
about
>Batman?
>
>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even
>a chuckle). We all need to smile every once in a while.
>
>lol!!!
>
>
>

2006-12-23 17:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by angela 2 · 7 0

Watch Comedy Central. Superstar is on right now, but it's about to go off.

2006-12-23 13:21:11 · answer #5 · answered by Tyese 4 · 0 1

GO OUT AND HELP SOMEONE OR AN ANIMAL. DO RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS. AS A CITIZEN OF THE WORLD YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

2006-12-23 13:23:11 · answer #6 · answered by Scot 2 · 1 0

I wonder if they died...?

2015-07-15 03:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by Angie 1 · 0 0

well don't die please...that would make for a dismal Christmas for someone out there....

2006-12-23 13:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Greg B 4 · 0 0

u can play online games


or


watch funnest movies

2006-12-24 03:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0 0

sing some christmas carols

2006-12-23 13:25:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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