this ol boy from Tennessee, who's cousin from texas was coming for a visit...the ol boy went to the airport to pick him up and was driving back on some old country roads when a rabbit ran across the road, the ol boy from Texas says: "What The F*ck Was That?"
The Guy from Tennessee says: "Taht Was A Rabbit."
The Guy from Texas: "In Texas we Have Rabbits the Size Of Dogs"
a few minutes later, a deer runs across the road.
again the guy from Texas asks: "What The F*ck Was That?"
and the guy from Tennessee says: "Ain't you never seen a deer before, dumbass?"
and the guy from Texas says: "In Texas our deers are the size of cows."
the ol' boy from Tennessee gets frustrated and decides he's had enough....so after a few minutes a big snappin' turtle crosses the road.
AGAIN his cousin inquires: "The **** Was That?"
and The ol boy from Tennessee grins and says: "A Tick"
Please rate this.
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2006-12-23 12:43:50 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny. loved the ending
2006-12-23 12:47:44 · answer #1 · answered by Geo K 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
6 1/2.
2006-12-23 12:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by ♥MissC♥ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny 8
2006-12-23 12:59:06 · answer #3 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. i've got not heard this till now! Wow...the place'd you get it? i could desire to study some greater thoughts like this. He ran to the vehicle for his condoms! Now...that, this is a classic twenty first century prankout. I enjoyed it tons!
2016-10-28 06:21:10 · answer #4 · answered by barn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nine out of ten. I love the ol' boy from Tenessee's wicked humour.
2006-12-23 20:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Between 5 and 6. It was average/medicore.
2006-12-23 14:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by Huh! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2.
2006-12-23 12:46:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not that funny, sorry. 6/10.
thats an F
2006-12-23 13:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by Cayleen O 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good try but the highest I can give it is a 6.
2006-12-23 14:29:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I rate it a 5. I didn't laugh out loud but it was pretty clever.
2006-12-23 12:46:29 · answer #10 · answered by Chair 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
what is a tick?
this joke is good.
6/10
2006-12-23 12:50:06 · answer #11 · answered by Aiman 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋