2006-12-23 11:49:34 · 13 answers · asked by SATAN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd pick a light saber over a Bible any day.
2006-12-23 11:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by Atlas 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well, I've already been a Christian--been there, done that, have the old Irish Catholic guilt to prove it. And not much else. (Athough don't get me wrong, Jesus seemed like a really stand up guy. I'd buy him dinner). But being a Jedi, heck, even being a Padawan, would kick a$$!!! I would so much rather be a Jedi! What the heck my parents were thinking, I shall never know. Who cares about the lives of fictitious saints (murdered abominably) when you could learn telekinesis from Yoda? ("Wars not make one great."--best Yoda line ever.)
2006-12-23 11:56:24 · answer #2 · answered by landbornemermaid 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jedi. Hands down. I think they would do more good in the world, and they are keepers of the peace. Christians always have to stir the pot. Jedi don't give a rat's @ss if you are a Jedi or not. They'll help you all the same.
2006-12-23 11:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by cclleeoo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Jedi, the religion of Taoism predates christianity anyways. Some want to be both but christians say youre either a christian or youre evil, so thats not a good idea is it?
2006-12-23 11:59:42 · answer #4 · answered by shippochan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jedi because they are movies, and I can see movies and break them down into individual stories from within the last 40 years, with the originals and the remakes; I'm still waiting for the common-sense version of the bible which is about someone no one has seen and still yet more believe in creation. Where? Not here.
2006-12-23 11:53:02 · answer #5 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jedi. Hands down.
2006-12-23 11:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by Seven Costanza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe... Christian mind-trick....
Anyways, I'd go with Jedi.
2006-12-23 11:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by RH (a.k.a. God) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what kind of tricks I get.
If the only tricks are conversational traps and excuses to endlessly blather about how much I love Christ, I'd rather be a Jedi.
If I can call down plauges, I'm going with Christian.
2006-12-23 11:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by socialdeevolution 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hellz yeah a Jedi!
2006-12-23 11:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A wookie.
2006-12-23 11:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by enslavementality 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋